A long time ago lived an old man, and he had a dog. Yeah, everybody said that that dog was sour, and the old man should have him put down. But... the old man loved that dog, hard as it was to love. And then one day, a little boy walked past the old man's house on his way to school, and the old man's crazy dog jumped up... bit him. Right here.
[puts his hand on his chest
Did you know a dog bite could break a boy's heart? Well, from then on, every time that boy walked past the house, he told ...