John Bradley credited as playing...
KC Houseman
- KC Houseman: Are we dead?
- Brian Harper: No, we're just inside the moon.
- KC Houseman: That might be the greatest sentence anyone's ever said.
- Old Lady: What sauces do you serve with the pastrami?
- KC Houseman: Oh, yeah. We've got barbecue, honey mustard, ranch...
- [reading the Moon's data]
- KC Houseman: What the fuck!
- Old Lady: What was the... the last one?
- KC Houseman: Ludicrous mode!
- KC Houseman: [cornered by the nanotech AI as it looks him full in the face]
- [trying not to appear scared]
- KC Houseman: You underestimated us.
- Brian Harper: We're part of an intergalactic war that's been going on for billions of years. There are thousands of these swarms. They search the universe for the only Moon that escaped them.
- KC Houseman: That's crazy.
- Brian Harper: And 12 years ago, one of them found us. We have to hurry.
- Jocinda Fowler: Okay, Brian, what's the plan?
- Brian Harper: Save the Moon, save Earth.
- KC Houseman: So Ziggy was right.
- Jocinda Fowler: Who's Ziggy?
- KC Houseman: A friend. His theory is that all megastructures are actually arks.
- Brian Harper: Ziggy smokes a lot of weed.
- Brian Harper: You knew all this was happening before anyone. Before NASA. How?
- KC Houseman: Why bother? You're just gonna say I'm crazy again.
- Brian Harper: Try me.
- KC Houseman: Well, for years I've been studying distant planets, searching for one of these orbiting megastructures. But I never could've imagined there'd be one right here, in our own backyard. Ever heard of a Dyson sphere?
- Brian Harper: Yeah.
- KC Houseman: Every megastructure has a rigid shell built around a power core. Most likely a captured white dwarf being harnessed for energy. Something obviously happened to the one inside our Moon and that's why it's veering off course.
- Brian Harper: Yeah, still crazy.
- Ziggy: Word is, um, you're an astronaut, so you must know that the entire inside of the Moon is full of produce.
- Brian Harper: KC, can you tell Birkenstocks here that I'm dangerously close to hurling him out a window?
- KC Houseman: Yeah, well, let's find an empty room.
- Ziggy: How do you think the Incas got their potatoes?
- KC Houseman: Oh, God. That's a white dwarf. I knew it. They've harnessed the building blocks of the universe. No one look at me. I might cry.
- Jocinda Fowler: Brian! Brian!
- KC Houseman: [echoing] Brian Harper!
- Jocinda Fowler: How many Brians you think are inside the Moon?