Spies in Disguise (2019) Poster

Will Smith: Lance



  • Lance Sterling : Walter, what did you do?

    Walter Beckett : Pigeons are everywhere, and nobody notices them! It's the most perfect form a spy can take!

    Lance Sterling : UNBIRD ME, RIGHT NOW!

    [Ursula, the female pigeon tries to cuddle with Lance] 

    Lance Sterling : Stop, girl! Seriously!

  • Lance Sterling : Let the beat drop.

  • Lance Sterling : Ah, that's hot. That's hot.

  • Walter Beckett : What if I could make you... pause for effect, drumroll please... disappeeeear?

    Lance Sterling : What?

    Walter Beckett : Disappeeeear.

    Lance Sterling : Why are you saying it like that?

    Walter Beckett : For effeeeect.

  • Lance Sterling : Why am I eating food off the floor? Why does it taste amazing?

  • Lance Sterling : [after laying an egg]  Walter, what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine.

  • Lance Sterling : You poisoned me!

    Walter Beckett : That's not even my department.

  • [truth serum spray goes loose] 

    Marcy : I have five cats, each named after a member of New Kids on the Block!

    Lance : I love New Kids!

    Marcy : John, Joey, Jordan, Donnie and Danny!

    Killian : I really want to hurt you right now.

  • Lance Sterling : [dismissing Walter]  Millennials

  • Marcy : Would you look at that? There's a man with a robot hand wearing your face who took the M9 Assassin. Guess I owe you an apology.

    Lance : Ok. Go ahead.

    Marcy : No, that was it. That was the apology.

    Lance : Oh. I accept.

    Marcy : But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.

    Lance : Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.

  • Walter : Why are you running from the Agency?

    [as Walter tries to help him up] 

    Lance : Get off me! I'm running, because there's a bad guy out there with my face, and now I have to try to stop him from hurting people while being a bird. And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that. You know what? You're fired again. Double fired!

    Walter : Mm, I don't think that's a thing.

    Lance : Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now!

  • Lance : What? No we cant just kill her, that's dark Lovie

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