Santa Stole Our Dog: A Merry Doggone Christmas! (2017) Poster

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1/10
This movie is awful
victoriamcafee30 December 2018
This was the WORST movie I have ever seen. I picked this out at redbox thinking it would be a cute Christmas movie for my kids and I to watch but we didnt even make it half way through before my kids who are 9 & 6 were begging to watch something else. The cgi was awful and the acting was even worse. The whiney sound of the little girl's voice was pretty bad. I would not recommend this movie. Save your money.
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1/10
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!
sharktoothxxx13 December 2018
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There is no way anyone in their right mind could possibly believe this is good. It has awful actors who can't even seem to talk naturally let alone professionally (they literally sound like they are reading off the script for the first time as they are speaking on screen). It also premieres Horrid CGI, made even worse by the fact that most of it is unnecessary like the little elf, or lazy like the clipping of snowflake's thighs over the fireplace. In the end this movie is a chore to get through that you can literally feel yourself getting dumber as you watch. Watch elf with your children instead.
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10/10
A cinimatic Masterpice.
dumcatguy-1783816 December 2020
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This movie is so good, it truly tells a story of our time. This film is one of the most stunning depictions of Santa Claus to ever exist, and the first film i know to get some of the more obscure details about him right, such as that god-alien's worldwide broadcasting system.

This movie depicts a harrowing chapter in history as Santa accidentally steals a grand wizard-dog that once belonged to Nancy Reagan. His family, desperate for their beloved dog, must venture to Canada and beyond to save him. The raw emotion in this film is incredible.

When the gang finally makes it to North Pole, Alaska, the movie soars to entirely new heights. There they meet one of Santa's Elves, who help restore the dad's faith in Christmas in what can only be called one of the greatest scenes in film. In a haunting demonstration of Santa's god-alien spacetime powers, he warps time and space to show the dad his power.

The final act is nothing short of amazing. The family meets a guy who broke into their car, and decides to take him along after they learn he saved a family from a fire. With the elf's help, they enter an obscure splinter of the Soviet Union that seems to managed by the good Alien-Lord himself. They let the family past to the north pole, but disaster strikes! Their car careens off a icy cliff, and the viewer is led to believe that they plummeted to their deaths.

Had the movie ended there, it would have already been a behemoth of cinema. But it continues! The elf manages to save their lives, and the cars flies off to Santa's well secured base. The move culminates in a shocking, beautiful conclusion, which I won't spoil.

I cannot wait to see more from this studio. If you have not seen this movie, I implore you to do so ASAP!!!!
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1/10
Terrible acting
alia_humphrey14 December 2020
I rarely expect child actors to be any good but even the adults are terrible. Everyone is super robotic and nothing flows nicely. Even my Santa obsessed 2 year old said it was boring
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10/10
Super Cute & Funny Kids Xmas Film!
AndyAves14 April 2019
All my friends and family got a big hoot as watching this delightful and charming Holiday Film Starring Ed Asner as Santa, Dolly Parton singing , Eric Roberts and Yvette Rachelle as the adorable Snowflake the Elf. WE laughed ad had fun watching this little Indie film!!!
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