After putting their bodies on the line for countless years, a family of professional wrestlers seek a brand new way to satisfy an impeccable bloodlust.
Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
William DeCoff | ... | Hermann Von Strasser | |
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Alexandra Cipolla | ... | Mary Price / Mother of Mercy |
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Sarah Michelle | ... | Kitty Von Strasser |
Lizzie Havoc | ... | Lacey Tormada | |
Alexander Hauck | ... | Harvey Von Strasser | |
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Ralph Regine | ... | Gary Wilkerstein |
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Christina Costello | ... | The Holiness |
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Stephen Cwiok | ... | Karl Von Strasser |
Jake Roberts | ... | The Holiness (voice) | |
Melantha Blackthorne | ... | Lydia | |
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Brian Schiedel | ... | The Jobber |
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Ray Hryb | ... | Bruno |
Oselito Joseph | ... | Cutter | |
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Brandon Webb | ... | Self |
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Franky Vain | ... | Self |
After putting their bodies on the line for countless years, a family of professional wrestlers seek a brand new way to satisfy an impeccable bloodlust.
First of all, let me just state that the movie's cover/poster is actually the best thing about this 2018 movie! I kid you not.
I was lured in by this movie's cover, as it seemed rather interesting, and with the movie being labeled as a horror movie, of course my interest was more than peaked. So I sat down to watch "Parts Unknown" by writer and director Richard Chandler. Well, about 35 minutes or so, at least. Then I was good and ready to claw my own eyes out.
This movie is phenomenally bad. It is not only just a low budget movie, which doesn't necessarily make it a bad movie, but it was totally lacking a proper script and storyline, and the acting was dubious and questionable. And as for it being a horror movie, well, I suppose if you consider bad acting and a total lack of interesting script horror, sure...
I have no idea what writer and director Richard Chandler was trying to accomplish with "Parts Unknown", but it failed entirely to entertain me, much less offer anything worthwhile watching.
I am rating "Parts Unknown" a mere 1 out of 10 stars. This movie was bad, just plain and simple. I cannot recommend that you waste your time, money or effort on this movie. Nor can I say that I will ever be returning to watch the rest of the movie, because there was just nothing of any interest to behold throughout the 35 minutes of torture that I suffered through.
"Parts Unknown" was unknown to me when I stumbled upon it in 2020, and I shall now return it to an unmarked grave, where it will surely fade away into oblivious and back into the unknown.