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"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Who Needs Josh When You Have a Girl Group? (TV Episode 2016) Poster

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Tessa: Forcing friendships is weird but forcing love is so romantic. You've gotta force love, everybody knows that! Look at Prince Charming. He made a whole country try on a shoe.

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Trent Maddock: Rebecca, I'm here! I am here to tell you how I feel about you, and I'm not gonna wait another minute!

[he lifts her into his arms as romantic music swells]

Rebecca Bunch: Trent, you weirdo, put me down! Although you just scooped me up like I was a basket of muffins - but put me down! What are you doing here?

Trent Maddock: I'm here to make you try on a shoe!

[the music abruptly stops]

Rebecca Bunch: Dude, what?

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Trent Maddock: I hate the ocean. I'm so scared of water I spot-wash in the shower. I almost drowned in a pool when I was little.

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Josh Chan: Anna texted me a picture of a cat dressed up like a dog! Where does she find this stuff?

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Darryl Whitefeather: Okay, so we're looking for something that says we're fun and that we're gonna bring the party up a notch! So what can we bring? Now, there are no bad ideas, this is a safe space.

Maya: We could bring a pineapple.

Darryl Whitefeather: A pineapple! You want us to show up at a party with a damn pineapple?

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[Karen tries to sell sex toys]

Karen: This is a particularly naughty little device.

Heather Davis: Is that a claw?

Karen: Yes.

Valencia Perez: And a drainage hose?

Karen: Oui!

Paula Proctor: And those are suction cups?

Karen: Oui, wheeeee!

Rebecca Bunch: Looks like Rube Goldberg got naughty!

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Heather Davis: She just doesn't want to be part of the group. You shouldn't, like, force it.

Rebecca Bunch: I'm not forcing, I'm aggressively facilitating.

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Maya: Darryl, stop it! Okay? I've had enough of you bullying me! You've done it ever since I got here. I'm nice, I work hard and I'm smart. The fact that my boss picks on me is making me worse at my job and negatively impacting my health!

[she unconvincingly coughs]

Maya: You've created a hostile work environment!

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Maya: You don't like me and I want to know why.

Darryl Whitefeather: Well, I don't know. I don't know. Yes, I do know - because you remind me of somebody I'm very uncomfortable with. Me, myself and I.

Maya: Really?

Darryl Whitefeather: You're overeager, desperate to be included, forcing yourself on people, and I don't like that about myself. And when I see it on someone else, I find it even more repulsive. I'm sorry.

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