A great viral video like that could fetch me ten grand. And do you know what type of tanning bed I could get for that kind of money?
[beat, then intensely
A mid-range one.
Captain Ray Holt
Not necessary. Your tan is great as-is. You look like an evenly-stained deck.
All right, dude. Keep it in your pants. Like, I get why you're into this, and I could see something going on with us later, but right now, I need the cash.