Boonie Bears: Robo-Rumble

This is the best movie in history. Citizen Kane and The Shawshank Redemption are worthless compared to this masterpiece of cinema. No movie can even come close. Although it physically hurts me to say this, even Ratatoing does not reach the heights that this does. Before watching this, I was a loser with no job, a 49-year-old man with my marriage in ruins (divorced), and my children hated me. I had no meaning in life and was just constantly watching Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale and Joshua and the Promised Land in hope of some fulfilment in my empty, pathetic, life. After watching this, I was promoted to global CEO (dictatorship), became the ultimate w based sigma (wanted in 53 countries, even Patrick Bateman is jealous), my marriage was healed, my kids came back and even my father came back with the milk. My muscle mass increased by 1000000000% (I had 0% muscle before, 1000000000 x 0 is still 0%) and I now have approximately 30000 friends (imaginary). This is the best movie with the most amazing, well-developed characters, I mean, the incredible enemies-to-lovers arc the bears and Logger Vick experience had me wishing I was blessed enough to go through such a thing, Alas, such greatness is not destined for this world, and I have to be content rewatching this masterpiece infinitely.