Deadpool 2 (2018) Poster

(2018)

Morena Baccarin: Vanessa

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Quotes 

  • Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to...

    Vanessa : Uh-uh.

    Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.

  • [In Wade's dream] 

    Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

    Wade Wilson : Well, come here.

    [They share a long, passionate kiss] 

    Wade Wilson : Don't fuck Elvis.

    Vanessa : Don't fuck Colossus.

    Wade Wilson : Wait, what?

    [Wade gets pulled back to the real world] 

  • Wade Wilson : Isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And have consensual sex with their sister?

    Vanessa : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.

    Wade Wilson : No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.

    Vanessa : Baby, that's Empire.

  • Wade Wilson : I'm gonna go make desert. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby.

    Vanessa : Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.

  • Deadpool : [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa]  Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.

    Vanessa : My IUD.

    Deadpool : ...A bomb?

    Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.

  • Wade Wilson : Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree and I had to, uh...

    Vanessa : Uh-uh.

    Wade Wilson : You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.

    Vanessa : No.

    Wade Wilson : You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again.

    Vanessa : Try again.

    Wade Wilson : Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm?

    Vanessa : Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

  • [from trailer] 

    Vanessa : Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. He needs you.

  • Deadpool : Is this Heaven?

    Vanessa : Now it is.

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