- [Kozenigata narrates a prologue, but it takes too long]
- Heiji Kozenigata: [interrupted] I'm not yet finished! I haven't even begun yet!
- Gintoki Sakata: [throws him out] Shut up! If we don't start airing the show on time, they'll give us the chop for sure! Damn, we've already wasted five minutes! The hard-boiled anime Gintama, starts now!