DDT manages to get the FC De Kampioenen soccer team into his hands and decides to replace the team with young talented players. The beloved characters of FC De Kampioenen get a one time ...
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DDT manages to get the FC De Kampioenen soccer team into his hands and decides to replace the team with young talented players. The beloved characters of FC De Kampioenen get a one time chance to win back their right on the team name and the grounds, as they come to an agreement with DDT to play his team for pink slips. As soon as De Kampioenen see the players they will be replaced by and need to play against, they realize they ain't going to make it without reinforcements, which they plan on scouting in Africa.Written by
Translated from the official Dutch plot, by me
After seeing this movie I decided to start my own political party hoping to be elected Prime Minister one day. My first and only legislation would be a ban on showing or mentioning this movie ever again without swearing, e.g. "hi Mat, did you ever see this F.C. De Kampioenen-movie?".
The humor in this movie is written on the level of a two-year old and is sometimes so unfunny I felt vicarious shame. Of course, knowing F.C. De Kampioenen from my childhood, my expectations were set realistically but it seems that in this case producers, scenarists and director did not even try to raise the bar of quality but buried it instead in a place so remote it is impossible to rediscover with modern technology. Scientists in the future will probably find that the maximum depth of the earth exceeds current estimations based on the finding of the bar.
You don't have to take my word for it...
My little niece could choose the movie in theaters to go watch together. Asking her what she thought about the movie she replied that the popcorn was great...
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