"Galavant" Do the D'DEW (TV Episode 2016) Poster

(TV Series)


Ben Presley: Jester


  • [Madalena removes her crown and approaches Isabella with rage in her eyes] 

    Jester : Yes! Catfight!

    Gareth : Finally! I've been waiting two seasons for this!

  • Jester : [walking through the Valencian camp]  Flag of Truce! Nothing to worry about! Guaranteed safe passage! Super poor form to kill us!

    Isabella : Will you stop it? You're making us look like tools.

    Jester : We *are* tools. Tools that will be used to make the Valencian swords dull with murder!


    Jester : Sorry. When I'm nervous, my jokes get kind of weird.

  • [rapping] 

    Madalena : I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler. And check out the bling - I'm your kingdom's new ruler!

    Gareth : Boom!

    Madalena : Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown.

    Isabella : The serf may be up, but I'm taking you down.

    Jester : Ooh, yeah!

    Isabella : Enough pleasantry. You're queen presently, but, hon, you're just one of the peasantry! Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk. You'll just have to deal.

    Madalena : Oh, I'll deal with you, punk!

  • Isabella : We'll be fine. I'm sure we can't defeat the Valencians with my cousin's toy army but terms of surrender are always offered before a battle. Easy peasy pudding and pie.

    Jester : We're gonna pudding and die!

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