Listen, Father, I don't mean to be an asshole, but it's part of my business. I'll sue you and the Catholic Church tomorrow.
On what grounds?
On the grounds that I'm an asshole. And I'll depose your bishop, too. As a matter of fact, I'll track his girlfriend down, and fuck her if I have to. And I saw her picture on Facebook, it's not good. Please don't make me fuck the bishop's girlfriend.
Softly She Swings
Written by Marian McPartland
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