On the trashy side of Camaroville, there's a mob turf war going down, but the new gang in town ain't content with merely controlling the local dope and sex trade. They are also mixed up ...
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On the trashy side of Camaroville, there's a mob turf war going down, but the new gang in town ain't content with merely controlling the local dope and sex trade. They are also mixed up with dangerous black magic, intent on resurrecting hideous demon-gods who have waited centuries for the chance to eat all our souls and enslave mankind! These blasphemous bad guys need stopping, and Jimmy Chevelle, agent of The Department of Supernatural Security, is just the cat to do the stopping. He hasn't let the man keep him down, and he's certainly not going to let some sinister shape-shifting suckas destroy the earth, and all of its foxy, foxy chicks, if HE can help it. But can he stop the gangster cult's evil plans in time? Get ready for a freaky, funky thrill ride with demonic pimps, kung fu super foxes and terrible sanity-shattering extraterrestrial horrors from beyond space and time!Written by
From the word GO, this movie offers visuals that are nice, but a little too dark.
Lots of gore and gross-outs take place, but all in a dark, neon lit world.
The editing is way too choppy and the scenes too similar. The only way that you know that you have switched scenes from an dimly neon lit apartment to a dimly neon lit strip club, is the sudden appearance of topless girls and poles. With a little more editing and maybe a voice- over to let you know things like "Then we went down to the Satan's Balls strip club" etc. it would have been more watchable. Lots of potential, but I turned it off.
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