Van Helsing: I will hunt you for all eternity!
Van Helsing: I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!
Van Helsing: And... !
Van Helsing: Every!
Van Helsing: Other!
Van Helsing: Monster!
[gets hit again]
Van Helsing: If it's the last thing!
[gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]
Van Helsing: I!
[gets punched in the face]
Van Helsing: Ever!
[gets hit by a rock]
Van Helsing: DO!
[falls off a cliff]
Dracula: Boy, that guy is annoying!
Gremlins: BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES! Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS!
Gremlins: Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts!
Eunice: [to Frank] Oh, no you don't! Last time you gambled you lost an arm and a leg! Literally!
Dennis: [disguises Tinkles the puppy in a suit with Winnie; introduces him to Mavis and Johnny] This is our friend Bob. Say hi, Bob!
Tinkles: Hi, Bob!
Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.
Eunice: Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR!
Mavis: [about Ericka] There's something about that woman I don't trust!
Dracula: [Blobby is seasick and changing colors] Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke!
Blobby: [pukes, which turns into a miniature baby version of Blobby]
Blobby Baby: [hugs Blobby] Papa!
Johnny: I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz!
Dracula: [says random nonsense words]
Ericka: There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.
Dracula: Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?
Ericka: [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]
Dracula: [slightly panicking] Must have been garlic in the guacamole!
Ericka: [smiling] Is that deadly for you?
Dracula: [passes gas; snickers] Was that you?
Phone Voice: What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?
Dracula: I'm looking for a date.
Phone Voice: The date is Friday, July 13th.
Dracula: No, no. I want to meet someone.
Phone Voice: Understood, you want to eat dim sum!
Dracula: Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.
Phone Voice: I understand.
[Dracula becomes enthusiastic]
Phone Voice: You want bologna!
Van Helsing: Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!
Stan: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime.
Dennis: There you are, Tinkles! Don't worry, we're almost there.
Stan: Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation!
Ericka: They have no idea what's about to happen to them!
[Blobby the blob is sea sick]
Dracula: Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!