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Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) Poster

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Van Helsing: I will hunt you for all eternity!

[crashes]

Van Helsing: I swear I will never rest until I destroy you!

[crashes again]

Van Helsing: And... !

[falls]

Van Helsing: Every!

[gets hit]

Van Helsing: Other!

[gets trapped]

Van Helsing: Monster!

[gets hit again]

Van Helsing: If it's the last thing!

[gets hit by a cartwheel of berries]

Van Helsing: I!

[gets punched in the face]

Van Helsing: Ever!

[gets hit by a rock]

Van Helsing: DO!

[falls off a cliff]

Dracula: Boy, that guy is annoying!

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Gremlins: BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES! Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS!

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Frank: Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise.

Dracula: It's not the Love Boat, Frank.

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Gremlins: Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts!

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Eunice: [to Frank] Oh, no you don't! Last time you gambled you lost an arm and a leg! Literally!

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Dennis: [disguises Tinkles the puppy in a suit with Winnie; introduces him to Mavis and Johnny] This is our friend Bob. Say hi, Bob!

Tinkles: Hi, Bob!

Mavis: Okay?

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Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.

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Johnny: Oh, yeah! Dolphin surfing!

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Eunice: Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR!

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Mavis: [about Ericka] There's something about that woman I don't trust!

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Dracula: [Blobby is seasick and changing colors] Oh, no, Blobby's gonna puke!

Blobby: [pukes, which turns into a miniature baby version of Blobby]

Blobby Baby: [hugs Blobby] Papa!

DraculaVladGriffinMurrayEuniceFrank: Awww!

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Ericka: It's all going according to plan!

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Johnny: I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz!

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The Kraken: It's party time!

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Dracula: [says random nonsense words]

Ericka: There's just something about an accent that makes a man sound SO intelligent.

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Dracula: Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?

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Johnny: Best summer vacation ever!

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Ericka: [shoves garlic guacamole in Dracula's mouth]

Dracula: [slightly panicking] Must have been garlic in the guacamole!

Ericka: [smiling] Is that deadly for you?

Dracula: [passes gas; snickers] Was that you?

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Phone Voice: What can I help you with, Lord of Darkness?

Dracula: I'm looking for a date.

Phone Voice: The date is Friday, July 13th.

Dracula: No, no. I want to meet someone.

Phone Voice: Understood, you want to eat dim sum!

Dracula: Don't you get it? I want to go on a date! I'm... lonely.

Phone Voice: I understand.

[Dracula becomes enthusiastic]

Phone Voice: You want bologna!

Dracula: Ugh!

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Van Helsing: Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!

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Stan: Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime.

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Murray: Man, this is amazing! There's so much to do!

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Crystal: This is, like, the nicest hotel I've ever been to.

Griffin: Yeah-ha-ha!

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Griffin: Okay, Drac, hit it!

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Dennis: There you are, Tinkles! Don't worry, we're almost there.

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Stan: Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation!

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Ericka: They have no idea what's about to happen to them!

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[Blobby the blob is sea sick]

Dracula: Uh oh! Blobby's gonna puke!

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Ericka: You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting!

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