The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)
Rooster: [very last line; when the closing credits scroll is ending] Okay. Moment's over.
Katie: Hey, Maxie. Let's go for a walk.
Max: [as he's going for a walk with Katie] Ah, I gotta admit this is nice.
[Max walks by another dog with its owner]
Dog: I don't want to go to the vet!
Max: Uh, the vet!
[he stops walking]
Max: No! No, no, no!
Katie: Come on, buddy!
Max: You tricked me!
[Katie pulls on Max's leash dragging him into the vet]
Daisy: Excuse me, do any of you know Captain Snowball?
Snowball: Uh, yes. Yes, we do.
Chloe: And here we go.
Daisy: My name is Daisy, and I really got to talk to him. I don't mean to sound dramatic, but a poor defenseless animal needs saving. I need Captain Snowball for a top secret mission...
Snowball: Well, I got to go. But nice meeting you, uh, what was it again?
Daisy: Okay, you don't listen. It's Daisy.
Snowball: [he starts hopping off] Whatever. Okay, I got the dude that gets stuff to do things. Bye-bye.
Daisy: Mmm-hmm. That was weird.
Chloe: Oh, sister. It's about to get way weirder.
Snowball: [Snowball puts on his superhero costume] It's Snow-time, baby!
Daisy: [hears Snowball shouting] Uh, is he okay?
Chloe: Not in any way, no.
Rooster: The first step of not being afraid is *acting* like you're not afraid. So, are you scared?
Max: [cowering down and shaking with fear] No.
Rooster: *Are* you scared?
Max: [brings himself up to full height with confidence] No! No, I'm not!
Rooster: Now you're talking.
Snowball: [Snowball is dressed in his superhero outfit] Good morning, New York City!
[starts singing his superhero theme as he's posing for a flight off]
Max: Snowball, what are you doing?
Snowball: What's it look like I'm doing? I'm doing superhero stuff.
Snowball: I just freed a tiger. That's not bragging, I'm just saying what happened. When you're awesome, everything you say sounds like bragging.
Duke: So many smells I've never smelled before! My nose is so confused, and happy!
Chloe: [about using the litter box] You gotta, It's a fact of life.
Gidget: Absolutely not! Never gonna happen.
Mel: [Inside litter box] Guys, I found treats!
[comes out chewing something, others look on in disgust]
Buddy: Aw, Mel!
Gidget: Snowball? What are you doing in Max's apartment?
Snowball: What are you doing hanging out with every cat in the universe?
Rooster: Guy's got two things in this life: his water bowl and his dignity. You take one, you take the other.
Rooster: Why is the kid in a cage? Is there something wrong with him? Does he have the fever?
Max: That's Liam. He likes to run.
Rooster: So let him run.
Max: Well, Liam's super fast. We blink and he's up a tree.
Rooster: So then your kid's up a tree? What's the problem?
Max: Well, he could fall.
Rooster: He might.
Max: And he hurts himself.
Rooster: So he got really high up in this hypothetical tree.
Max: I, uh...
Rooster: He gets hurt, he learns not to do it again. You know how many electric cords I've chewed?
Max: Like, multiple cords?
Rooster: One. It shocked me. Walked backwards for a week, but I never chewed another cord again.
Chloe: Okay, Gidget, eat Sweet Pea.
Chloe: Cats eat birds. It's nature.
Gidget: Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
Chloe: No, no, no, you used your one pass on the litter box. You have to do this.
Chloe: Buh-buh-buh-buh... do it!
Buddy: You're seriously going to make Gidget eat Sweet Pea?
Chloe: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. I'm just freaking her...
[They gasp in shock as Gidget puts Sweet Pea in her mouth]
Gidget: Okay, what's next?
Chloe: Gidget, no! That's... Bad dog! Bad cat-dog!