Sam Rockwell: Dixon
Mildred Hayes : [Upon discovering Denise got arrested] Rat bastards.
[Mildred then enters the police station house]
Mildred Hayes : Hey fuckhead!
Dixon : What?
Desk Sergeant : Don't say "what", Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead, and don't you come in here...
Mildred Hayes : Shut up!
Mildred Hayes : [to Dixon] You, get over here.
Dixon : No! You, get over here.
Mildred Hayes : Alright.
Desk Sergeant : What? Don't, Dixon!
Dixon : What? I'm...
Desk Sergeant : You do not allow a member of the public to call you a fuckhead in the station house!
Dixon : That's what I'm doing, I'm taking care of it in my own way, actually. Now get out of my ass! Mrs. Hayes, have a seat! What is it I can do for you today?
Mildred Hayes : Where's Denise Watson?
Dixon : Denise Watson's in the clank.
Mildred Hayes : On what charge?
Dixon : Possession.
Mildred Hayes : Of what?
Dixon : Two marijuana cigarettes. Big ones.
Mildred Hayes : When's the bail hearing?
Dixon : I asked the judge not to give her bail on account of her previous marijuana violations and the judge said sure.
Mildred Hayes : You fucking prick!
Dixon : You do not call an officer of the law a fucking prick in his own station-house, Mrs. Hayes. Or anywhere, actually.
Mildred Hayes : What's with the new attitude, Dixon? Your momma been coaching ya?
Dixon : No. My momma didn't do that.
Dixon : [as Mildred leaves the police station house] Take 'em down, you hear me?
Desk Sergeant : You did good, Dixon.
Dixon : Yeah, I know I did.
Dixon : What the hell is this?... Hey, you. What the fuck is this?
Jerome : What the fuck is what?
Dixon : This! This
[pointing at the billboard]
Dixon : .
Jerome : Advertising, I guess.
Dixon : Advertising what?
Jerome : Something obscure?
Dixon : I'll say. Yeah.
Jerome : Don't I know your face from some place?
Dixon : I don't know, do you?
Jerome : Yeah. Yeah, I do
[spits on the ground]
Jerome : .
Dixon : I could arrest you right now...
Jerome : For what?
Dixon : For emptying your bucket... That's being bad against the environment laws.
Jerome : Well, before you do that, Officer Dixon, how about you have a look at that first billboard over there? And then we can have ourself a conversation about the motherfucking environment... How about that?
Dixon : What's the matter with you, saying that goddamn stuff on TV?... My momma watches that station.
Mildred Hayes : Your momma doesn't know about the torturing?
Dixon : No, she doesn't know anything about it. She's against that kinda thing.
Willoughby : Who's against what?
Dixon : Momma... my momma-momma is against persons-of-color-torturing. She said nigger-torturing. I said, You can't say nigger-torturing no more. You gotta say persons-of-color-torturing. Isn't that right, Chief?
Dixon : [after throwing Red out of the window] See, Red, I got issues with white folks too!