I'm just so bad in school.
Dude, lemme tell you something right now: Being good in school means nothing. Like, see her?
[Rebecca is doing a kegstand
She went to Harvard, okay? She's a mess! Dude, I was horrible in school, but that's because instead of reading their stupid books, I was busy reading everything Salinger ever wrote.
And you're, like, totally successful and rich now, right?
Not... at... all. But I'm cool. That's what really matters.
Written by Rachel Bloom
and Adam Schlesinger
Performed by Rachel Bloom
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