Follows the dreams of Lana (Lindsay Lohan), a marine biologist who longs to escape her ordinary life with the sea creatures she loves, and of Jordan (Jordan Weller) drowning under the Brooklyn Bridge. Rescued by the mysterious Ondine (Cassie Chegwidden), he dreams with her that she brings him home. Her romance is subverted by his angst, as his ex Lana and his fears drown his new hope foreshadowing tragedy. Meanwhile seals storm Manhattan and are captured, and Lana awakes to find enchanting women in her aquarium, the souls of the drowned, come to save Ondine. Lana releases them, asking them to take her with them, but they tie her up for her own protection. In vintage lingerie and their furs, the Selkies run through the streets to find Ondine with Nick, whom they try to seduce, before celebrating in a night of revelry winning the hearts of all Gotham's bachelors until tragedy ensues.Written by
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A rare nonsense.
What did the creator of this short film want to say? I seriously have no idea. You couldn't understand the narrator so it was for the sake of saving your life.
What could be understood from some context of random shots is that nature has finally rebelled because man is a shameless polluter.
Although I agree with this pollution message, this short film is a pitiful excuse for spending money, portraying random half naked girls, total chaos and very bad acting.
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