Candles, Dom Perignon, and a Bond girl. In the romantic setting of Sally Savalas' bath Nikos ruefully reminisces about the good old times of being on top of the world and giving it all away for a role in a porn spoof of 'Pirates of the Caribbean'. Sally compassionately offers him her help and Nikos wastes no time in repositioning himself strategically. Having gone through with Frank's ingenious subterfuge for the shot dog, Tom and Jimmy show up stoned at Mel Gibson's mansion to deliver the tragic news to the grief stricken owner. Meanwhile at the restaurant, Dean's crush - sports caster Sonya is being waited on hand and foot. Sensing Dean's nervous trepidation Sonya takes over and openly asks him out revealing that her boyfriend is now out of the picture. Later that evening preparing to leave her business in order before leaving this world, Doris cunningly tries to ensnare Dean into taking more responsibilities at the restaurant. Frank's lavish 'one man and a hooker' party is ruined ...