An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.
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D.C. Ervin
- DC
- (as DC Ervin)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaFlorence Henderson's last film appearance. She died 10 months after the film's release.
- GoofsHannah is seen using knitting needles on a crocheted granny afghan (which is made with a hook).
- Quotes
Christian Black: And now the real torture begins.
[Hannah screams, Christian chuckles]
Christian Black: Where were we?
[Hannah screams again as Christian deviously chuckles]
Hannah Steele: [as she cries] I can't remember the safe word.
Christian Black: Chapter 23...
[Hannah screams again as Christian pulls "Fifty Shades of Grey" in hardcover up]
Christian Black: "It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle..."
[puts the book down in revulsion]
Christian Black: Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible. Who wrote this, a third grader?
Hannah Steele: [screaming] Please go back to the water torture thing!
- SoundtracksBack to Sleep
Written by Chris Brown, August Rigo, Vinylz (as Anderson Hernandez), Boi-1da (as Matthew Samuels) and Allen Ritter
Performed by Chris Brown
Courtesy of RCA Records
By arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment
Review
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A Dirty Minded 8 Year Old Could Write A Funnier More Entertaining Script
Fifty Shades Of Black Spoof of Fifty Shades Of Grey, College graduate Hannah Steele enters a complicated relationship with wealthy businessman Christian Black.
Deep,deep joy. Another painfully unfunny spoof that takes nearly all it's material from previously made content. That is the basic definition of Fifty Shades of Black. There was only one point during this film that I wanted to laugh but because of how bad the rest of the film was I couldn't. There are two main problems with this film. 1. The script is really, really awful and is not funny in any way and 2. Nobody in this film can act! Those are two vital things to make a comedy funny the acting and the script and if both of these fail then the film is just terrible, which is what this pile of trash is. All jokes are about Fifty Shades Of Grey and it's content and might as well be an adaptation of a joke book of painfully unfunny sex jokes. There are so many moments intended to make people laugh but just end up being horribly cringe worthy moments because of either what can be seen or just what is being said. There were points where people moaned in disgust at the goings on on screen and the majority of the film was spent in silence. In total two different people ,out of 13, laughed at two different points, 3 people walked out during the film because of how bad it was.Nearly all of the characters in the film are annoying and this is made even worse by the terrible acting. During the film Marlon Wayans character describes something as "painfully uninteresting" and something else as being written by someone in year 3. Fifty Shades of Black is painfully unfunny and boring and could have been written by a dirty minded 8 year old. But then again the 8 year old would have probably wrote something much more entertaining and funnier.
It isn't as bad as other parody films but Fifty Shades Of Black is still a seriously unfunny film and is definitely one of the worst films of 2016. ** <-- Two Stars
Deep,deep joy. Another painfully unfunny spoof that takes nearly all it's material from previously made content. That is the basic definition of Fifty Shades of Black. There was only one point during this film that I wanted to laugh but because of how bad the rest of the film was I couldn't. There are two main problems with this film. 1. The script is really, really awful and is not funny in any way and 2. Nobody in this film can act! Those are two vital things to make a comedy funny the acting and the script and if both of these fail then the film is just terrible, which is what this pile of trash is. All jokes are about Fifty Shades Of Grey and it's content and might as well be an adaptation of a joke book of painfully unfunny sex jokes. There are so many moments intended to make people laugh but just end up being horribly cringe worthy moments because of either what can be seen or just what is being said. There were points where people moaned in disgust at the goings on on screen and the majority of the film was spent in silence. In total two different people ,out of 13, laughed at two different points, 3 people walked out during the film because of how bad it was.Nearly all of the characters in the film are annoying and this is made even worse by the terrible acting. During the film Marlon Wayans character describes something as "painfully uninteresting" and something else as being written by someone in year 3. Fifty Shades of Black is painfully unfunny and boring and could have been written by a dirty minded 8 year old. But then again the 8 year old would have probably wrote something much more entertaining and funnier.
It isn't as bad as other parody films but Fifty Shades Of Black is still a seriously unfunny film and is definitely one of the worst films of 2016. ** <-- Two Stars
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- JustALittleBitRandom
- Mar 17, 2016
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