Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.
Cedric the Entertainer
Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help.
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
Christian Black introduces shy college student Hannah Steale to the world of "romance" after she interviews him for her school newspaper. Their kinky relationship stumbles forward despite Christian's shortcomings as a lover and the antics of his racist adoptive mother Claire, his well-endowed brother Eli and Hannah's hyper-sexual roommate Kateesha..
The poster of the cast between a woman's legs is a spoof of the icnonic poster for the Roger Moore Bond film For Your Eyes Only (1981). Jane Seymour starred in Roger Moore's first Bond film Live and Let Die (1973). See more »
Hannah is seen using knitting needles on a crocheted granny afghan (which is made with a hook). See more »
And now the real torture begins.
[Hannah screams, Christian chuckles]
Where were we?
[Hannah screams again as Christian deviously chuckles]
[as she cries]
I can't remember the safe word.
[Hannah screams again as Christian pulls "Fifty Shades of Grey" in hardcover up]
"It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle..."
[puts the book down in revulsion]
Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of fucking terrible. Who wrote this, a third grader?
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a film that is a parody of a film that is a fan fiction of a film that already got a parody.. EUGH!
Here is my review in short. DO NOT SEE THIS FILM. It sucks worse than fifty shades of grey.. which is an absolute trainwreck. I didn't pay, but feel bad for giving any of my time to the film and as well as being unfunny it is incredibly boring, racist and horrendus. I chuckled about twice and one of those times was coz fifty shades of grey was read as a torture technique.. so well played. There was a skit involving whiplash which may have been bearable on SNL but not here.
All i will say is save your time and oxygen. Go and be with your family, be anywhere but here. Quite frankly i saw 10 Cloverfield Lane today and i'd rather talk about that so.. see ya.
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