Hayley Smith: Does Jeff seem a little weird to you guys since he got back, like a little different?
Stan Smith: Hell yeah he's better!
Francine Smith: Way better, if I were you Hayley I'd lock that down!
Hayley Smith: Mom we're already married
Francine Smith: I mean lock it down for real, rings catch girls
[rubs Hayley's belly]
Francine Smith: babies trap boys
[Hayley looks disturbed]