Okay, so according to her Instagram feed, Charlie's ex-girlfriend is up ahead at the VIP bar. Which one of us is gonna place the tracker?
[Eggsy and Whiskey pass through security
I say we both make an approach, whoever gets on best, goes for it.
Well, it doesn't have to be a competition, bruv. Why don't we just go up to her, shake her hand, pat her on the back, whatever, you know. Job done.
The hand is not a mucous membrane, Eggsy. Neither is the back. They teach you anything at Kingsman?
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