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Essex Boys: Law of Survival (2015)

Danny, an ex-street-thug, takes on the Essex underworld after they turn his life upside-down.

Director:

Steven M. Smith

Writers:

Chris Bell (story), Christopher Jolley (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Chris Bell ... Danny
Ross Boatman Ross Boatman ... Franks
James Hodcroft James Hodcroft ... Lee
Megan Lockhurst ... Judy
Owen Clark Owen Clark ... The Yank
Jesse Birdsall ... Hemp
Abbie Steele ... Amy
Jake Francis ... Detective Allen
Dean Martin Dean Martin ... DCI Gregg
Darren James King Darren James King ... Harvey
Darren Placid Darren Placid ... Pat
David King ... Steve
Carlton Leach Carlton Leach ... Self
Danny Howard Danny Howard ... Pete
Nicholas Spinner Nicholas Spinner ... Nick
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Danny, an ex-street-thug, takes on the Essex underworld after they turn his life upside-down.

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Action | Crime | Drama

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Second feature film by duo Steven M. Smith & Chris Bell See more »

Quotes

DCI Gregg: Do you have a busy household?
Detective Allen: What?
DCI Gregg: Do YOU have a busy household?
Detective Allen: I've got a wife, two kids, dog and a cat... what, what are you saying...?
DCI Gregg: Look, what's the first thing you do any major event in the household? You get yourself organised, you get yourself prepared. Listen, something big's coming.
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Congrat on making the WORST movie EVER
30 December 2015 | by matthijsalexanderSee all my reviews

So I am full of hope, the Brits made another awesome hooligan movie.

What the hell, what is this? I have questions, millions of question.

1) Is that chubby lead actor very rich? Did he buy himself a role? It can not be he was casted. Surely? 2) Why, in the opening scene, show a woman with big boobs, and then the whole movie nothing, absolutely nothing? Did they know the movie was so bad that the only way people would sit through this was the promise of massive jugs? 3) Fighting scenes. In 1960 they knew how to make the scenes better.

This movie is an insult to all those great cult movies, is an insult to acting, actors and everything it stands for. Non of these actors should ever be allowed to be on the white-screen again. Isn't there some sort of police for this? I had to create an IMDb account, just to express my disbelieve.


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UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

21 September 2015 (UK) See more »

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