Christopher Robin (2018) Poster

Brad Garrett: Eeyore



  • Winnie The Pooh : It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.

    Piglet : Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.

    Tigger : Speed! Danger! Recklessness!

    Eeyore : Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.

    Winnie The Pooh : Well that's one way to play it.

  • Eeyore : If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.

    [Piglet claps] 

  • Evelyn Robin : Is that donkey talking?

    Christopher Robin : Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

    Eeyore : Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

  • Tigger : I'm Tigger! T-I-doube G-Er!

    Madeline Robin : What's a Tigger?

    Tigger : Oh, I'm glad you asked!

    Eeyore : Oh no, not the song...

    Tigger : [sings]  The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

  • Eeyore : [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly]  Just my luck... a Heffalump... leering at his lunch.

    Christopher Robin : [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall]  Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump.

    Eeyore : Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.

    Christopher Robin : [rushing off the bridge then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim]  Oh no, not the waterfall! Swim!

    Eeyore : Not that anyone will notice.

    Christopher Robin : [continuing to motion to Eeyore]  Swim, swim, swim!

    Eeyore : [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating]  Just have to go with the - ow - flow.

    Christopher Robin : Don't worry.

    [continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it] 

    Eeyore : I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.

    Christopher Robin : [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off]  You mustn't give up, Eeyore, I'll save you!

    Eeyore : We'll see.

    Christopher Robin : [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water]  Oh yes, of course I've grown up one bit.

    [looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore] 

    Christopher Robin : Oh, Eeyore!

    Eeyore : [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with Eeyore]  Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.

    Christopher Robin : [as he plops Eeyore down]  Hello, Eeyore!

    Eeyore : Hello, Heffalump.

    Christopher Robin : I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?

    Eeyore : I don't remember being cheery.

  • Eeyore : [with head stuck in watering can]  Just an average Windsday morning.

  • [Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned] 

    Christopher Robin : Tigger! Eeyore!

    Piglet : [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen] 

    Christopher Robin : Piglet!

    Tigger : [muffled]  That worked! I don't know how I do it!

    Piglet : [to Evelyn]  You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?

    Eeyore : [muffled]  My bum hurts.

  • Eeyore : [about a cake]  I call the cherry.

  • Christopher Robin : [from trailer]  Hello, Eeyore!

    Eeyore : Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

  • Tigger : I'm Tigger. T I double guh err. That spells Tigger.

    Madeline Robin : What is a Tigger?

    Tigger : Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

    Eeyore : Not this song again.

  • Eeyore : I wanna go home!

  • Eeyore : He does that allot.

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