Christopher Robin (2018)
Brad Garrett: Eeyore
Eeyore : If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.
Tigger : I'm Tigger! T-I-doube G-Er!
Madeline Robin : What's a Tigger?
Tigger : Oh, I'm glad you asked!
Eeyore : Oh no, not the song...
Tigger : [sings] The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!
Eeyore : [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly] Just my luck... a Heffalump... leering at his lunch.
Christopher Robin : [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall] Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump.
Eeyore : Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.
Christopher Robin : [rushing off the bridge then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim] Oh no, not the waterfall! Swim!
Eeyore : Not that anyone will notice.
Christopher Robin : [continuing to motion to Eeyore] Swim, swim, swim!
Eeyore : [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating] Just have to go with the - ow - flow.
Christopher Robin : Don't worry.
[continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]
Eeyore : I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.
Christopher Robin : [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off] You mustn't give up, Eeyore, I'll save you!
Eeyore : We'll see.
Christopher Robin : [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water] Oh yes, of course I've grown up one bit.
[looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]
Christopher Robin : Oh, Eeyore!
Eeyore : [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with Eeyore] Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.
Christopher Robin : [as he plops Eeyore down] Hello, Eeyore!
Eeyore : Hello, Heffalump.
Christopher Robin : I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?
Eeyore : I don't remember being cheery.
Eeyore : [with head stuck in watering can] Just an average Windsday morning.
[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned]
Christopher Robin : Tigger! Eeyore!
Piglet : [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]
Christopher Robin : Piglet!
Tigger : [muffled] That worked! I don't know how I do it!
Piglet : [to Evelyn] You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?
Eeyore : [muffled] My bum hurts.
Eeyore : [about a cake] I call the cherry.
Eeyore : I wanna go home!
Eeyore : He does that allot.