In ancient Egypt, Isis and Osiris ruled the land. All were happy for the couple except one, Set, a jealous man who killed Osiris in order to take over his kingdom. Isis snuck into Osiris' ... See full summary »
Michael C. Alvarez
When a lifeguard catches wind of a dangerous anomaly off the coast of San Diego, she commissions a band of unlikely heroes to assist her on a suicide mission to save the west coast from total destruction.
William 'Bill' Connor,
After a crime boss has Tony Quinn blinded by acid, Tony is given the ability to see in the dark like a bat. Them he takes the guise of the Black Bat to see to it that crime does not pay and that the scales of justice are balanced once more.
I was looking forward to see this movie, the poster looked promising.
Girls in bikini chased by T-Rex while navy SEALS trying to protect them.
Ohh boy was I up for a dissapointment.
First of all, the navy SEALS are not navy SEALS, they have US Coastal Guards uniforms, and none of them are so stupid they send only 2 soldiers with barely equipment to survive a day to a abandoned island. Yeah yeah, I know its only a movie, but still...
After about 5-6 minutes I was sure I hit my FireFox button and had started a episode of 'Girls Gone Wild', and it was a long episode too, close to 30 mins with girls and boys with little clothes on, doing what they use to do during spring break.
After this, its rapidly going down the drain, the missing Sci-Fi and Horror parts never shows, they are all missing. The girl in bikini beeing chased by a dinosaur is missing.
We do see dinosaurs, some really bad CGI gives us some blurry small ones, most likely intended to be raptors, but hard to tell. AND we get a perfect 3 second view of a T-Rex ass.
Carlos Perez have a reputation to write not too good scripts, he dont fail on the failing part here either.
Director Lisa Palenica have little to no help from the script, but then again she too have a reputation to direct not too good movies. I really hope she start to learn soon.
The actors does as god as its possible I guess, with the bad script and low energy from the director.
To sum it up, its impossible to give -1 star, I really wish it was possible because this movie deserve a -1 star...
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