Host: Christianity is a death cult gone horribly wrong.
Host: Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream.
Host: Hasta la victoria siempre! Never forget! And let anthropomorphized kiwis puke evil provitamins on Jean-Luc Picard!
Host: Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells from your brain and laid them out end-to-end in a straight line, you would die?
Host: Whenever I go to a botanical garden, I think of killing people with a spade.
Host: Monotheism is a dictatorship. The number of the beast is 1.
Host: Vegas is gorgeous hyperreality, but most of the stuff people like here is not my cup of tea. I don't gamble, and I don't like Penn & Teller. I'd rather be locked into a basement full of Philip Glass recordings.