The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse, whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror.

Director:

Andy Palmer

Writers:

Ben Begley (screenplay), Ben Begley (story by)

Stars:

Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson

1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Robert Englund	...	Warden
Jere Burns	...	Mental Manny
Scottie Thompson	...	Sheriff Kate
Matt Angel	...	Morgan
Chasty Ballesteros	...	Christina
Clint Howard	...	Taxidermist
Courtney Gains	...	Dennis
Erick Chavarria	...	Gerardo
Mars Crain	...	Rocco
Candice De Visser	...	Dollface / Ms. Quinn
E.E. Bell	...	Animal
Ben Begley	...	Deputy Doyle
Michael Eric Reid	...	Mikey
Leigh Parker	...	Randall
Sebastian Siegel	...	Dr. Suave

Storyline

For humanity's own good, in a high-security, top-secret facility for the criminally insane, five of the world's most hideous and deranged killers are locked up without trial. Although this may be true, rather unexpectedly, a wide array of lunatics ranging from cannibalistic gourmets to maniacal dentists, and from demented hobbyists to psychotic clowns from hell and insane pious sinners, will escape making their way to Macon County Funhouse for its grand opening night. Soon, with the attraction's crew conveniently replaced by the gang of psychos, the unsuspecting customers who paid for thrills will witness a hack-hack, chop-chop realistic show that goes all the way.

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Plot Keywords:

haunted house attraction | psychopath | asylum | cannibalism | mass suicide | 

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Taglines:

Murder is all part of the show.

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for bloody horror violence and gore, language, some sexual content/nudity and drug use

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 November 2015 (USA)

Also Known As:

Funhouse Massacre

Company Credits

Production Co:

Petri Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

90 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

The role of Towering Guard, standing at 6'6 1/2", was played by former U.S. Marine, William Debord.

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Goofs

When Morgan gets shot in the arm when the police arrive, he gets shot in the right arm and sheriff Kate bandages him up. Later on in the movie we see the left arm bandaged up.

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Connections

References Machete (2010)

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Soundtracks

Darkest Road (Begins)
Written, produced, and performed by PUBLIC JONES
(Asghar Husain and Peter Kerekes)

User Reviews

b-rated horror-comedy with extra cheese

Like all of you might be expected , The Funhouse Massacre turns out to be as cheesy as you expect it to be. A lot of unbelievably dumb jokes that might make you cringe or feeling uncomfortable , probably because they were trying so hard to be funny. That's probably the most scary thing there is in Funhouse Massacre , the cringe-worthy jokes. I must say tho , not all the jokes are bad , there are about one or two jokes that not as bad as the other.

Probably the best thing about Funhouse Massacre is the gory. They did pretty darn good job for the make up ( even though a little bit too much ). The acting is average for the main characters and a little low for the small characters.

Basically , Funhouse Massacre is a gory dumb B-rated horror-comedy with extra cheese in it. I'm not really a fan of this kind of movie, probably if you like this kind movie you'll probably like it. but , if you like a smart-horror movie , you might wanna to avoid it. I feel dumb after watching it , don't even know why i watched it in the first place.

3/10