After the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Director:
Bill Condon
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and in her depression she falls into yet another paranormal relationship - this time with werewolf Jacob Black.
Director:
Chris Weitz
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.
Director:
David Slade
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
A poor yet passionate young man falls in love with a rich young woman, giving her a sense of freedom, but they are soon separated because of their social differences.
Director:
Nick Cassavetes
Stars:
Gena Rowlands,
James Garner,
Rachel McAdams
Following their win at the world championship, the now separated Bellas reunite for one last singing competition at an overseas USO tour, but face a group who uses both instruments and voices.
A young man and woman decide to take their friendship to the next level without becoming a couple, but soon discover that adding sex only leads to complications.
Director:
Will Gluck
Stars:
Mila Kunis,
Justin Timberlake,
Patricia Clarkson
Believing they have left behind shadowy figures from their past, newlyweds Christian and Ana fully embrace an inextricable connection and shared life of luxury. But just as she steps into her role as Mrs. Grey and he relaxes into an unfamiliar stability, new threats could jeopardize their happy ending before it even begins.Written by
Official Synopsis
In the book, written by E.L. James, Kate has a brother named Ethan who ends up dating Mia. He is not in the trilogy. See more »
Goofs
Ana uses her tablet computer to read a newspaper article when she is informed that the press have reported Jack's break-in and attempted kidnapping. She places her finger on the screen twice to scroll the screen down, but neither the article or the screen icons visible move. See more »
Big Spender
Written by Adam Daniel, J Gramm (as Julian Gramma), Jeremy Skaller, Bazzi (as Andrew Bazzi), Jared Cotter, Kiana Ledé (as Kiana Brown), Charles Hinshaw Jr.
Performed by Kiana Ledé feat. Prince Charlez
Courtesy of Republic Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises See more »
In a Nutshell: Why is this trilogy of trash on the big screen? Why isn't this sold as the pornography it is?
I realize there are women who eat this franchise up, but it's a pathetic money grab and poor excuse for a romantic Valentine's movie.
Tips for parents:
No. Just no.
Uplifting theme:
This is pure garbage with no redeeming quality whatsoever.
Things I liked:
· Absolutely nothing.
Things I didn't like:
Pretty much everything.
The dialogue is ridiculous and often laughable.
The premise is ridiculous.
Sadomasochistic treatment of women.
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Grade: F
Rating: R. Why isn't this rated X?
In a Nutshell: Why is this trilogy of trash on the big screen? Why isn't this sold as the pornography it is?
I realize there are women who eat this franchise up, but it's a pathetic money grab and poor excuse for a romantic Valentine's movie.
Tips for parents: No. Just no.
Uplifting theme: This is pure garbage with no redeeming quality whatsoever.
Things I liked: · Absolutely nothing.
Things I didn't like: Pretty much everything. The dialogue is ridiculous and often laughable. The premise is ridiculous. Sadomasochistic treatment of women.
@MovieReviewMom