After the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Director:
Bill Condon
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
As a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.
Director:
David Slade
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
Edward leaves Bella after an attack that nearly claimed her life, and, in her depression, she falls into yet another difficult relationship - this time with her close friend, Jacob Black.
Director:
Chris Weitz
Stars:
Kristen Stewart,
Robert Pattinson,
Taylor Lautner
A future reliant on solar energy falls into chaos after the sun disappears, forcing a reclusive astronomer and his bubbly neighbor out of the city in search of light in the perpetual darkness.
A rebellious girl is sent to a Southern beach town for the summer to stay with her father. Through their mutual love of music, the estranged duo learn to reconnect.
Believing they have left behind shadowy figures from their past, newlyweds Christian and Ana fully embrace an inextricable connection and shared life of luxury. But just as she steps into her role as Mrs. Grey and he relaxes into an unfamiliar stability, new threats could jeopardize their happy ending before it even begins.Written by
Official Synopsis
In this film (as in many others) civilians do not tell the police when an investigation is over regardless if the character is tired or not. Especially investigations into physical assaults inside a home (as Ana is assaulted by Jack Hyde) must be completed then and won't be investigated later when it's convenient for the victim and witnesses. See more »
Goofs
During the dance at their wedding reception the barrette in Ana's hair moves from right to left and back to right... See more »
Quotes
Anastasia Steele:
[to Christian]
I just can't believe this is my life, that I get to live with you.
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Crazy Credits
There's a mid-credits scene: A couple of years later, Anastasia and Christian are playing with their son. She's pregnant again. See more »
The Wolf
Written by Spencer Lee, Freddy Wexler, Eric Valentine
Performed by The Spencer Lee Band
Courtesy of Silent Records/Republic Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises See more »
In a Nutshell: Why is this trilogy of trash on the big screen? Why isn't this sold as the pornography it is?
I realize there are women who eat this franchise up, but it's a pathetic money grab and poor excuse for a romantic Valentine's movie.
Tips for parents:
No. Just no.
Uplifting theme:
This is pure garbage with no redeeming quality whatsoever.
Things I liked:
· Absolutely nothing.
Things I didn't like:
Pretty much everything.
The dialogue is ridiculous and often laughable.
The premise is ridiculous.
Sadomasochistic treatment of women.
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Grade: F
Rating: R. Why isn't this rated X?
In a Nutshell: Why is this trilogy of trash on the big screen? Why isn't this sold as the pornography it is?
I realize there are women who eat this franchise up, but it's a pathetic money grab and poor excuse for a romantic Valentine's movie.
Tips for parents: No. Just no.
Uplifting theme: This is pure garbage with no redeeming quality whatsoever.
Things I liked: · Absolutely nothing.
Things I didn't like: Pretty much everything. The dialogue is ridiculous and often laughable. The premise is ridiculous. Sadomasochistic treatment of women.
@MovieReviewMom