Suits (TV Series)

Not Just a Pretty Face (2015)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Louis Litt : Norma's dead.

  Donna Paulsen : What?

  Louis Litt : She died this morning taking care of her sister.

  Donna Paulsen : Oh, Louis, I'm so sorry.

  Louis Litt : You don't need to fake it, Donna.

  Donna Paulsen : I'm not faking it. She was a sweet woman.

  Louis Litt : She was a frickin' battle-ax is what she was! There wasn't a day that went by that I didn't want to rip out one of her varicose veins and strangle her with it!

• Louis Litt : Don't let the moment pass. Don't let the people you love walk by you without letting them know how you feel about them, because life slips by and then it's over, and I'm not gonna let another minute pass me by without letting you know ho much you mean to me.

• Louis Litt : Look at this. It's her entire estate laid out on paper. She couldn't manage my calendar, but this crap fest she plans within an inch of her life.

  Donna Paulsen : And you want me to make sure these things are bequeathed properly?

  Louis Litt : You can stuff them in a giant piñata for all I care. I have to go find the perfect urn to throw her ashes off the top of the building.

  Donna Paulsen : She requested that?

  Louis Litt : She wanted them to be in here with me, but like hell I'm gonna do that!

• Mortician : [as Louis shops for an urn]  Have you made a decision, sir?

  Louis Litt : No, I haven't made a decision, you shyster dealer of death.

  Donna Paulsen : Okay, I think maybe we're gonna need another minute.

  Louis Litt : No, we don't. I don't need another minute to see that this looks like a pot from Home Depot, this looks like a lamp from Motel 6, and this looks like a goddamn howitzer shell. You are lucky that I don't take this mockery of a final resting place and shove it up your ass!