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"Ash vs Evil Dead" El Jefe (TV Episode 2015) Poster

(TV Series)

(2015)

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, 'cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Goodbye forever, Kelly.

Kelly Maxwell: Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?

Kelly Maxwell: Your real hand!

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yo, Granny.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hope you took your Geritol...

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: 'Cause it's time to dance!

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Pablo Simon Bolivar: How does it feel?

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Groovy.

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Tattoo Girl: We know who you are.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Catch ya on the flip-flop, good buddy.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Do me a favor, will ya? Thank your mother for me? She passed the genes down to you in all the right places.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: You got the wrong Jefe, Chief.

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Amanda Fisher: I just thought I saw something. But I can't really trust my eyes these days.

Ruby Knowby: There's nothing wrong with your eyes. Sometimes what you think you saw is exactly what you saw.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: One more for papa.

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Vivian Johnson: It is time to test the mettle of man.

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Vivian Johnson: Oh, stop fussin', muffin, I just want to put these through your eyes.

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Relax, sweetheart.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I'm not sticking my neck out for anybody.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: In fact, I'm just about to haul nuggies.

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Pablo Simon Bolivar: You can't outrun evil, Ash.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Watch me!

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yo, Granny! Hope you took your Geritol... 'Cause it's time to dance!

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Goodbye forever, Kelly.

[touches Kelly's face]

Kelly Maxwell: [smashes Ash's head into the countertop] Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.

Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?

Kelly Maxwell: Your real hand!

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: This is gonna hurt. One more for papa! Yeah! Looking good, looking sweet! Uhuhuh! Hahaha!

[winks]

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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Relax, sweetheart. I'm not sticking my neck out for anybody. In fact, I'm just about to haul nuggies.

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