Drug-taking, fast-living Princess Eleanor and Prince Liam join their parents King Simon and Queen Helena of England for the funeral of their elder brother Robert, heir to the throne, killed in a mysterious accident. Liam is comforted in more ways than one by Ophelia, daughter of widowed head of security Ted, to the disgust of his mother, who despises her surviving children. To the annoyance of his scheming brother Cyrus and Cyrus's stupid daughters the honest Simon considers a referendum to abolish the monarchy, believing that duty was responsible for Robert's death and not wanting the same for Liam. Liam is thus happy to be seen in public with Ophelia but Eleanor's attempt to seduce her new young bodyguard Jasper backfires when he secretly films her drug-fuelled partying and holds it over her to keep his job.
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Liam tells Helena that King Henry Viii killed one of his wives because she was fat. He never did that. He had two of his wives killed but neither because they were fat. He did divorce one because he thought she was unattractive though. See more
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