13 Cameras (2015)

A newlywed couple, move into a new house across the country, only to find out that their marital issues are the least of their problems. Unbeknownst to them, their grim and lascivious landlord has been spying on them from day one.

Director:

Victor Zarcoff

Writer:

Victor Zarcoff

Stars:

Neville Archambault, Sean Carrigan, PJ McCabe

1 win.

Cast

Cast overview:
Neville Archambault	...	Gerald
Sean Carrigan	...	Camera Guy Joe
PJ McCabe	...	Ryan
Brianne Moncrief	...	Claire
Jim Cummings	...	Paul
Heidi Niedermeyer	...	Audry
Sarah Baldwin	...	Hannah
Andy Gould	...	Zulu
Ethan Rosenberg	...	Pet Store Clerk
DeForrest Taylor	...	Officer
Thomas Modifica Jr.	...	Officer
Michaela McManus	...	Tenant
Gabriel Daniels	...	Junior

Storyline

Expecting their first child, newlyweds, Ryan and Claire, can't wait to settle in their new home, even though their unkempt and monosyllabic new landlord, Gerald, is a downright creepy recluse who lives nearby. However, what the unsuspecting couple don't realise, is that the taciturn overseer has already rigged their new nest with undetectable cameras and a closed-circuit surveillance system to watch their every move. Inevitably, as the repulsive Gerald keeps himself glued to his monitors to watch his private Big Brother show, no secrets are safe--including those between the couple. Is there a way to expose the slumlord's obsession?

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Plot Keywords:

hidden camera | marital strife | marital problem | affair | landlord | 

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Taglines:

Change Your Locks.

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Genres:

Crime | Drama | Horror | Thriller

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Certificate:

TV-MA

Did You Know?

Trivia

The landlord rarely, if ever, blinks.

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Goofs

When Claire is removing the painter's tape from the wall in the nursery, there is no paint on the tape and in some spots the tape is not lined up with the edge of the wall, as it would be if they had really painted.

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Quotes

Camera Guy Joe: Fibre optics. Now, it's a little bit more expensive, but in terms of home security, it's top of the line. 1080p, backup batteries, and they're practically invisible. There is nothing more off-putting than inviting some folks over to your place, they see one of these ancient, convenient store cameras, pointing directly at them as they're waiting out on your front porch. You know what I mean? Who wants that? No one. These little guys right here, they can be hidden almost anywhere. "Discretion" is...

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Connections

Spin-off 14 Cameras (2018)

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Soundtracks

Amphetamine
Written by Rafay Rashid
Performed by Ravi Shavi
Produced by Rafay Rashid
Courtesy of Almost Ready Records

User Reviews

Slightly better than a kick in the balls

To say this movie is garbage would be an insult to garbage. I've watched pieces of rotting banana peels that have a more thought out plot and better written script. Every character in the movie has the IQ of a lobotomized turnip. The director was likely Kim Jong Un using an alias, who realized that unleashing this piece of crap on the world would cause more long term devastation than simply nuking us.

If you're considering watching this, I recommend getting a large tub of ice cream, swallowing it as fast as possible, and enjoying the brain freeze instead. Your head will be better off.

... Apparently I still need a few lines of text in order to submit this review, so I'm going to make a list of things that are better than watching this movie: - Small paper cuts - Having a little bit of nail hanging out that keeps getting caught on things - Being asked "Why are you so quiet?!?" - People walking in front of you then stopping spontaneously to check their phones - Writing reviews about how awful this movie was

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 April 2016 (USA)

Also Known As:

13 Cameras

Filming Locations:

Escondido, California, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

30 Bones Cinema, 79th & Broadway Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

87 min

Color:

Color