The Day I Tried to Live

Stefan Salvatore: [as Caroline digs] Hey, is that an M&M?

Caroline Forbes: Where?

Stefan Salvatore: Right there. Little to the left, little to the left. Right there. Ri- Wha- Whoa. Oh. Sorry, it was just a leaf.

[takes hearty swig from his flask]

Caroline Forbes: Is this funny to you?

Stefan Salvatore: Well, we are in the middle of the woods. Searching for a teddy bear buried in a shallow grave by a nine-year-old version of you.

[snickers]

Stefan Salvatore: I can't even say that with a straight face. So, yeah, that is funny.

Caroline Forbes: You're drunk. Give me that.

[tries to grab the flask]

Stefan Salvatore: No, no, no, no, no. You have more ground to cover.

Caroline Forbes: You're a jerk.

Stefan Salvatore: Jerk, huh?

Caroline Forbes: Yeah.

Stefan Salvatore: Now you sound angry.

Caroline Forbes: I'm not angry. I'm just... annoyed. Because I'm going through a highly emotional situation right now... and you're just sitting there, mocking me.

Stefan Salvatore: Definitely angry.

Caroline Forbes: I'm not... angry. Okay?

Stefan Salvatore: Well, you should be. Your Mom is dying, your best friend is stuck in some netherworld, and you're sitting here trying to make it all better by trying to find a stuffed animal?

Caroline Forbes: [lunges at him] Shut up!

Stefan Salvatore: That made you feel better?

Caroline Forbes: No.

Stefan Salvatore: Try again.

Caroline Forbes: [lunges again] Screw you!

Stefan Salvatore: That's good. Get it out.