Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Magician's Apprentice (2015)

Michelle Gomez: Missy

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Quotes 

• The Doctor : Davros is my archenemy. Why would I want to talk with him?

  Missy : Now wait, hang on a minute. Davros is your archenemy now?

• Missy : I'm his friend. You're just...

  Clara : I'm just what?

  Missy : See that couple over there? You're the puppy.

• Clara : Where do we find him? How do we know what we're looking for?

  Missy : Anachronisms. The slight, tiniest...

  [the Doctor rides into a medieval arena riding a tank and playing an electric guitar] 

  Missy : ... anachronisms.

• Clara : Nothing can enter the TARDIS.

  Dalek : The TARDIS will not be entered. The TARDIS will be destroyed.

  Clara : Yeah, well, good luck because she's indestructible.

  Missy : Did the Doctor tell you that? Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.

• Missy : Doctor, listen to me. I know traps. Traps are my flirting. This is a trap.

• Missy : And I'm going to need eight snipers.

  Kate Lethbridge-Stewart : Eight what?

  Missy : Three for each heart and two for my brain stem. You'll have to switch me off fast before I can regenerate.

• Missy : We're on a planet, and that is not a space station. That is a building, and the rest of the planet, the whole thing, is invisible.

  Clara : That's ridiculous.

  Missy : Well, yes, of course it is. I mean how would you ever find your glasses or the little girls' room, and what if you kissed an ugly?

• Missy : [about Davros]  I'll scratch his eye out.

• Missy : [on the video monitor]  Today I shall be talking to you out of...

  [appears to pop out of the monitor screen] 

  Missy : the square window!

• Clara : Why would anybody hide a whole planet?

  Missy : That would rather depend on the planet, dear.

• Clara : Since when do you care about the Doctor?

  Missy : Since always. Since the Cloister Wars, since the night he stole the moon and the president's wife, since he was a little girl. One of those was a lie, can you guess which one?

• Missy : It's a confession dial.

  Clara : A what?

  Missy : In your terms, a will. The last will and testament of the Time Lord known as the Doctor, to be delivered according to ancient tradition to his closest friend on the eve of his final day.