nothing to see here...please carry on...nothing to see here
there are low budget films which are good. there are low budget films which are bad. there are low budget films which are bad and funny and then... there are low budget films which just suck...and this is the one which just sucks... it's not bad enough to be funny, it's not bad enough to be artistic or deep...it's just bad
there's no story...and what meager little plot there is - is so drawn out with the most pointless direction, horrid casting, lack of depth, poor visuals, bad editing, brutal delivery, terrible soundtrack, deplorable art and props, bland and lifeless locations, painful camera work and atrocious dialogue...even what little there is...
there is nothing to see here and think that it holds the slightest chance of entertainment content is sadly holding on to lost hope
this is not the worst movie I have ever seen, but it's coming very close...so the writer/director/actors and everybody involved can feel proud that they have not totally hit rock bottom
listen people...if you're going to waste your time and effort into making a film...at least make it mediocre enough to be called "art" or "nuveau" - or whatever the new term for making schlock into something remotely view-able and interesting...this has nothing...
even being sedated, stoned or drunk offers the viewer no hope of redemption...
there are plenty of movies which are bad and still more enjoyable than this to watch...and they suck...this just sucks on a totally lower level
regardless of budget in this case...no amount of money would have turned this sad sorry attempt of nothing into anything spectacular or even half-assed good
I wasted time awaiting to see what would come out of this...and the only thing that did, is my blatant negative review on something so mind-numbingly crap that any other viewers will have the opportunity to enjoy reading this review much more than sitting for 3 minutes watching your |film|
I was stuck in a bed - immobilized from an auto accident and was entertained more-so by watching weather reports of rain and the political debate
when that happens to your viewers, then it's time for you to do something more productive and start selling lemonade at your very own lemonade stand - and hope that you can do better than you did in making this film...good luck on that
save your time, effort and money - buy some plastic cups, make some ice, cut some lemons and start making lemon juice...because when life give you lemons...you don't make a movie like this - you just don't
you take those lemons, cut them in half - and squeeze the juice out and sell it with a cup of ice and some sugar...grab your 50 cents a cup and call it a day
then after you made your 50 cents, you don't invest that hard earned money into making something as dismal and depressing as this
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