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Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2017)

| Comedy, Horror | 2017 (UK)
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A group of carpet fitters are sent on a job to an old Country house in the middle of nowhere. However they soon discover it's a trap set up by the savage, cannibalistic family, The Hannings... See full summary »

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James Bushe
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Darren Sean Enright ... Colin
Richard Lee O'Donnell ... Dean
Zara Phythian ... Tasha
Christopher Whitlow ... Chris
Dominic Holmes Dominic Holmes ... Malcolm
Jessica-Jane Stafford ... Gillian
Alex Zane ... Jack
Phill Martin ... Charlie
Mingus Johnston ... Edward
Lee Charles ... William
Tony Nyland ... Nigel
Laura Jean Marsh ... Jade
Darren Maffucci Darren Maffucci ... Andrew
Grant Steven Grant Steven ... Harry
Jenny Stokes Jenny Stokes ... Mrs. Hanning
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A group of carpet fitters are sent on a job to an old Country house in the middle of nowhere. However they soon discover it's a trap set up by the savage, cannibalistic family, The Hannings. The carpet fitters are forced to fight for their lives or risk ending up being the evenings dinner. Unfortunately they are not quite your typical heroes!

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English

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2017 (UK) See more »

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Screened at the Nevermore Film Festival in February 2018. See more »

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Remake of Cannibals and Carpet Fitters (2014) See more »

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Going somewhere
24 January 2019 | by matbedSee all my reviews

I was intrigued by the title and being in the building trade myself felt drawn to the film, I'm glad I did. This is a really good film,it starts in a bit of a found footage style, which leads really well then into the main story (reminded me a little of the intros to 'ash vs the evil dead' series) The carpet fitters are contracted to fit carpets in a big country house where cannibals live. There isn't much I disliked about the film the kills and effects are good, editing and direction is excellent little things like cutting back to the apprentice Malcolm messing about in the van but it sets him up in a place for the story. It's well written the comedy works, funny lines and some slapstick, but always a bit of gore or peril in between. I've watched it about five times now and it gets funnier the more you watch, you pick up on more facial expressions, and quips. One of my favourite bits is when dean and Malcolm are greeted at the door by mrs hanning and dean says 'going somewhere ' it makes me laugh every time. Very watchable.


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