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The Bastard Executioner 

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The Bastard Executioner tells the story of a warrior knight in King Edward I charge who is broken by the ravages of war and vows to lay down his sword. But when that violence finds him ... See full summary »

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...  Wilkin Brattle / ... 10 episodes, 2015
...  Annora of the Alders 10 episodes, 2015
...  Baroness Lowry 'Love' Aberffraw Ventris / ... 10 episodes, 2015
...  Toran Prichard 10 episodes, 2015
...  Jessamy Maddox 10 episodes, 2015
...  Berber the Moor 10 episodes, 2015
...  Ash y Goedwig 10 episodes, 2015
...  The Dark Mute 10 episodes, 2015
...  Father Ruskin 10 episodes, 2015
...  Isabel Kiffin 10 episodes, 2015
...  Petra / ... 10 episodes, 2015
...  Luca Maddox 10 episodes, 2015
...  Milus Corbett 10 episodes, 2015
...  Leon Tell 9 episodes, 2015
...  Locke 9 episodes, 2015
Avenda Burnell Walsh ...  Baker's wife 8 episodes, 2015
...  Calo Caine 7 episodes, 2015
Sophie Lovell Anderson ...  Clara / ... 7 episodes, 2015
...  Robinus 6 episodes, 2015
...  Denley 6 episodes, 2015
Eloise Lovell Anderson ...  Ramona / ... 6 episodes, 2015
...  Absolon 5 episodes, 2015
...  Frenchie 5 episodes, 2015
...  Huxley 5 episodes, 2015
Llew Davies ...  Norton 5 episodes, 2015
...  Sir Cormac 5 episodes, 2015
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The Bastard Executioner tells the story of a warrior knight in King Edward I charge who is broken by the ravages of war and vows to lay down his sword. But when that violence finds him again, he is forced to pick up the bloodiest sword of all. Written by Zack Graham

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15 September 2015 (USA)  »

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Being filmed at Dragon Studios (Vallywood) in Llanharan, South Wales. See more »

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Awfully Shite
16 September 2015 | by See all my reviews

The dialogue was awful, it is like they took every English accent and made them try to sound something Welsh. The result is there was even a Jamaican Welshman in 14 century Wales. Otherwise any dialogue used is mostly toilet, using p***, s***, a**, c***, f***, d*** abundantly to summarize every other description. The sets, costumes and production values are mostly found on any rural farm today. The amount of stupid mistakes seen in the first 10 minutes that I couldn't stomach continuing. The baron is a skinhead because he is English, he is shagging the barreness, why does she have her panties on? No I wasn't looking, but he lifted her dress and it was zoomed for a few seconds, explaining all of that fake grunting, maybe he just wanted a look. Why is the a**wiper yep literally an a**wiper still holding a zoomed into rag? Chase the pregnant woman, quickly, chase a pregnant with a child kicking, any chasing will help her along with her delivery. The story is supposedly about the Welsh. So go on, put a sheep shagger into the plot also a woods witch because they are suppose to be druids, or Welsh?

The story is about how some Bastard has a Bastard sword. The Bastard supposedly promises the holy virgin, because he is a devout Catholic Celt crusader, so queue a holy virgin with peroxided white hair and a tan, speaking in something else. Anyhow he promises her to lay down his weapon and become a farmer, than a Welsh dragon demon appears. Meaning he has to turn into a highwayman stopping the evil skinhead Baron's taxes. What happens next? Dun dun dun, obviously a bastard Robin Hood rip off turns into something from Braveheart, because they both must have been Welsh. Otherwise executioners.

I forgot to mention that the gore seen was quite appalling, shown in that opening prologue. A tip of a sword rakes across some chain mail and out spills out a gallon of blood. If two other swords clash another gallon of blood got spilled, obviously saving on chereography. Oh yea and a naked woman was also roaming across that battlefield, because this show must be seen as some kind of a nightmare.

Will this show get better? I really doubt it. I couldn't even manage the first 10 minutes. Please tell me how did this show get produced, and what audiences did it think to have in mind?


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