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Jennifer Stuckert | ... | Samantha |
Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
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Olivia Aaron | ... | Youngest Sister |
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Heidi Brigman | ... | Mom |
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Griffin Daley | ... | Sully |
Baily Hopkins | ... | Sister | |
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Sarah Klaren | ... | Pilar |
Larry Laverty | ... | Prosecuting Attorney (voice) | |
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Erin Meadows | ... | Therapist |
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Melissa Quine | ... | Linda |
Brian Rife | ... | Mark | |
Joel Roth | ... | Dad / Dr. Jenkins | |
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Dann Shively | ... | News Reporter (voice) |
Ross Turner | ... | Dr. Ben | |
Damien Jade Warren | ... | Man in Black | |
Kari Wishingrad | ... | Dr. Hollister |
Trapped aboard the family yacht, Samantha lives out her personal Hell, night after night, answering to the cruel and painful demands of the ship's alarm system. Taking a journey into the depths of depravity, she wakes each morning to the disfiguring scars left by the previous night's horror and searches for the answer to a missing memory: 'Could I have killed my family... Or did Hell get it wrong?'
Alarmed otherwise known as Ghost Boat is one of existential messy horror films that you walk away from feeling like nothing really happened. Kind of like Dallas, watching an entire season then getting told huzzah that season was all a dream! Not a slap in the face to the viewer at all, no spoilers here though the issue isn't a "Dream" I simply use that comparison because of the way you are left feeling at the end.
The movie is criminally boring and plays out like a scyfy original but without the awful yet charming CGI.
After watching the film I went to my shed, pulled out paint tins and poured some onto the floor then sat comfortably and watched the paint dry. I can confirm that this was more exciting than Alarmed/Ghost Boat.
The fact that ants were drawn to the paint and held a bloody battle royale for the hand of the sweet maiden cockroach did make the comparison unfair but all the same I'd far rather watch Sir Anthony the ant run his rival Adam the ant through with a leaf stalk than 5 minutes more of that moronic drivel.