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The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin 

Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.

Writers:

Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 3 more credits »
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Cast

Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Brian Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Captain Seamus / God (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker ... (voice)
Alexandra Breckenridge ... (voice)
Steve Callaghan Steve Callaghan ... Guy on Raft (voice)
Chris Cox ... (voice)
Jeff Garlin ... Jeff Garlin (voice)
Ralph Garman ... (voice)
Ana Gasteyer ... Speed Dater (voice)
Lucas Grabeel ... (voice)
Jonathan Morgan Heit ... Little Boy (voice)
Glenn Howerton ... (voice)
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Storyline

Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.

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Genres:

Animation | Comedy

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »

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Language:

English

Release Date:

7 December 2014 (USA) See more »

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Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Did You Know?

Trivia

Brian still insists on being an atheist even though he's personally met God and Jesus Christ on several occasions. However, the show finessed this by having Brian argue with Jesus and for Jesus to then dismissively tell him "Whatever, I'm not even real." See more »

Quotes

Jesus Christ: Lois... Seems like you folks learned... the lesson I intended.
Peter Griffin: *What* lesson?
Jesus Christ: Oh, you know... uuuh... That... this holiest of days is about... appreciating... our loved ones and... uuuuh... resisting... temptation.
Lois Griffin: Oh... So it was a test. Like when your father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac?
Jesus Christ: Yes! *That*! That's exactly right! Uuuuh... well. I can see my work here is done.
Peter Griffin: Well taught, Jesus. Well taught.
Jesus Christ: Yeah I guess, who cares. I'm not even real, Merry Christmas.
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Connections

References Martin (1992) See more »

Soundtracks

Both Sides Now
Written and Performed by Joni Mitchell
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what the hell is this crap?????????
8 March 2019 | by jackpalmigeriSee all my reviews

I love family guy and there are some jesus jokes in the show but this one crossed the line like how can someone make such a blafshime???? it is not even funny and sure it is ok if some one is not christian but you have no right to offend christian people but i still love family guy


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