Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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Tony Stark: [to Steve, referring to his 2012 self] Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.
Steve Rogers: No one asked you to look, Tony.
Tony Stark: It's ridiculous.
Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.
Natasha Romanoff: If we don't get that stone, billions of people stay dead.
Clint Barton: Then I guess we both know who it's got to be.
Natasha Romanoff: I guess we do.
Clint Barton: I'm starting to think we mean different people here, Natasha.
Natasha Romanoff: For the last five years I've been trying to do one thing, get to right here. That's all it's been about. Bringing everybody back.
Clint Barton: Oh, don't you get all decent on me now.
Natasha Romanoff: What, you think I want to do it? I'm trying to save *your* life, you idiot.
Clint Barton: Yeah, well, I don't want you to, how's that? Natasha, you know what I've done. You know what I've become.
Natasha Romanoff: Well, I don't judge people on their worst mistakes.
Clint Barton: Maybe you should.
Natasha Romanoff: You didn't.
Clint Barton: You're a pain in my ass, you know that?
[they lean their heads together affectionately]
Clint Barton: Okay. You win.
Clint Barton: [he suddenly throws her down] Tell my family I love them.
Natasha Romanoff: [she pushes him off and tasers him] Tell them yourself.
Pepper Potts: We got really lucky.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I know.
Pepper Potts: A lot of people didn't.
Tony Stark: I can't help everybody.
Pepper Potts: It sort of seems like you can.
Tony Stark: Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now... and stop.
Pepper Potts: Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.
Thanos: You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me.
Tony Stark: Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised, but come on, the epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that's the reality Morgan's gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing we're gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it's got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything's gonna workout exactly the way it's supposed to.
[stands up and walks forward to bend down and look Morgan in the eyes]
Tony Stark: I love you 3000.
Steve Rogers: You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.
Natasha Romanoff: In the Hudson?
Steve Rogers: Fewer ships, cleaner water...
Natasha Romanoff: You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side - I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.
Steve Rogers: Sorry, force of habit.
Thor: I can't do this. I shouldn't be here, I shouldn't have come. This is a bad idea.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: [starts breathing heavily] No, no, I think I'm having... I'm having a panic attack.
Rocket: Come here.
Thor: I shouldn't be here. This is... this is ba...
[Rocket slaps Thor in the face]
Rocket: You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! Now, I get that you miss your mom, but she's gone. *Really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not lookin', suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back?
Thor: [tearing up] Okay.
Rocket: Are you crying?
Thor: [wheezing] No... yes.
[after a botched first attempt of time travel]
Scott Lang: Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me.
Scott Lang: Or was it just me-me?
[Before Rogers sets off to return the Infinity Stones]
Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
[From trailer - aboard the Benetar]
Rocket: Who hasn't been to space?
[Rhodey, Romanoff, and Rogers raise their hand]
Rocket: You better not throw up on my ship!
Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce Banner: Is that a person?
Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott Lang: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
Clint Barton: You shouldn't be here.
Natasha Romanoff: Neither should you.
Clint Barton: I've got a job to do.
Natasha Romanoff: Is that what you're calling this? Killing all these people isn't going to bring your family back.
Natasha Romanoff: We found something. A chance - maybe...
Clint Barton: [voice breaking] Don't.
Natasha Romanoff: Don't what?
Clint Barton: Don't give me hope.
Natasha Romanoff: I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner.
Wanda Maximoff: You took everything from me.
Thanos: I don't even know who you are.
Wanda Maximoff: You will.
Steve Rogers: We lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. This is the fight of our lives.
Tony Stark: [seeing Thor] What's wrong with him?
Rocket: He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?
Tony Stark: [to his daughter] Go to bed, or I'll sell all your toys.
Bruce Banner: We'd be going in shorthanded, you know?
James Rhodes: Look, he's still got the Stones, so...
Carol Danvers: So, let's get them. Use them to bring everyone back.
Bruce Banner: Just like that?
Steve Rogers: Yeah, just like that.
Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this, I mean, we owe it to everyone who is not in this room, to try.
Bruce Banner: If we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before?
Carol Danvers: Because before, you didn't have me.
James Rhodes: Hey, new girl? Everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And, if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time?
Carol Danvers: There are a lot of other planets in the universe, and, unfortunately, they didn't have you guys.
Thor: [Stands up and walks to Danvers. They meet eye-to-eye. Thor summons Stormbreaker, which whizzes right past Danvers' head. She doesn't even flinch, and then smiles] I like this one.
Steve Rogers: Let's go get this son of a bitch.
Natasha Romanoff: This is gonna work, Steve.
Steve Rogers: I know it is. 'Cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
James Rhodes: If we can do this; you know, go back in time; why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and...
Hulk: Okay, first of all, that's horrible.
James Rhodes: It's Thanos!
Hulk: And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future.
Scott Lang: We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!
Clint Barton: Bingo
Nebula: That's not how it works!
Clint Barton: Well that's what I heard.
Hulk: Who told you that?
James Rhodes: Star Trek, Terminator, Timecop, Time After Time...
Scott Lang: Quantum Leap?
James Rhodes: A Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time...
Scott Lang: Hot Tub Time Machine?
James Rhodes: Hot Tub Time Machine, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, basically any movie that deals with time travel!
Scott Lang: Die Hard? No, that's not one...
James Rhodes: Look, this is known!
Hulk: I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it. If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!
Scott Lang: So, Back to the Future's a bunch of bullshit?
Steve Rogers: Some people move on. But not us... Not us.
Tony Stark: It's not about how much we lost. It's about how much we have left. We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this. You trust me?
Steve Rogers: I do.
[they shake hands]
Steve Rogers: Thor, what do you know?
[Thor is sitting in a chair motionless while wearing sunglasses]
Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
James Rhodes: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Clint Barton: [on the Benatar, in space ] Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome
Peggy Carter: [narrating] The world has changed. None of us can go back. All we can do is our best. And sometimes the best that we can do... is to start over.
Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am.
Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [starts crying] I'm totally from the future.
Tony Stark: [Referring to his father] He did drop the occasional pearl.
Howard Stark: Such as ?
Tony Stark: No amount of money ever bought a second of time
[Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff heard that Ant-Man is calling]
Scott Lang: Hi! Uh, is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago? At the airport? In Germany? I got really big.
Steve Rogers: Is this an old message?
Scott Lang: Ant-Man? Ant-Man I know you know wh - I know you know that!
Natasha Romanoff: That's the front gate.
Scott Lang: That's me. Can you buzz me in?
Bruce Banner: [as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans] Thanks, kids! Haha, dab!
Steve Rogers: It's not about how much we've lost. It's about how much we have left.
[sending a message to Pepper]
Tony Stark: Is this thing on? Hey, Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't post it on social media. It's gonna be a real tearjerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God, I hope so. Today's day 21? No, uh, 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror of steering into the literal void of space, I'd say I'm feeling a little better today. The infection's run its course thanks to the blue meanie back there. Oh, you would love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the iron charge, bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time. Uh, but it's now dead in the water. 1,000 light years from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning... and that will be it. I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say, I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I'm mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks... and then move on with enormous guilt.
Tony Stark: I should probably lie down for a minute, rest my eyes. Please know, when I drift off and be like everything lately, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I dream about you. Because it's always you.
[ends the message]
Happy Hogan: I will buy all the cheeseburgers you want, just to keep that smile on your face.
Steve Rogers: [to Natasha] I keep telling everybody they should move on. Some do, but not us.
Korg: [playing Fortnite] Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
Korg: Yeah, Noobmaster69.
Thor: [takes the headset] Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!
Korg: Thank you, Thor.
Thor: Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg: Thank you very much, I will.
Thanos: In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
Peter Parker: [Danvers finds Parker hiding in a ditch] Hey, I'm Peter Parker.
Carol Danvers: Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?
Peter Parker: [Seeing Thanos' forces approaching] How are you going to get it through all that?
Wanda Maximoff: Don't worry.
Okoye: She's got help.
[Valkyrie, Mantis, Gamora, Nebula, Wasp, Shuri and Pepper group up with them to defend]
Steve Rogers: [To Natasha ] I'd offer to make you dinner, but you look miserable enough already.
Thor: [arguing over which Avenger is strong enough to wield the Infinity Gauntle] Do you know what is coursing through my veins right now?
James Rhodes: Cheez Whiz?
Thanos: The work is done. I won. What I'm about to do, I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much!
James Rhodes: [watching Peter Quill dancing and singing by himself while holding a lizard for a mic] So he's an idiot?
Nebula: [nodding slowly] Yeah.
Sam Wilson: [after Cap travels through time to return the Infinity Stones, he reappears on a bench nearby, now an elderly man] Cap?
Steve Rogers: Hi, Sam.
Sam Wilson: So did something go wrong, or did something go right?
Steve Rogers: Well, after I put the Stones back, I thought... maybe I'll try some of that life that Tony was telling me to get.
Sam Wilson: How'd that work out for you?
Steve Rogers: It was beautiful.
Sam Wilson: I'm happy for you. Truly.
Steve Rogers: Thank you.
Sam Wilson: Only thing bumming me out is the fact that I have to live in a world without Captain America.
Steve Rogers: Oh, that reminds me...
[revels a new Captain America shield]
Steve Rogers: Try it on.
[With Bucky nodding his approval, Sam picks up the shield and holds it like Cap would]
Steve Rogers: How does it feel?
Sam Wilson: Like it's someone else's.
Steve Rogers: It isn't.
Sam Wilson: Thank you. I'll do my best.
Steve Rogers: [Shakes Sam's hand] That's why it's yours.
Sam Wilson: [notices wedding band on Cap's ring finger] You wanna tell me about her?
Steve Rogers: [smiles] No. No, I don't think I will.
[in 2012, Thor, Tony, Loki, and others are in an elevator when Hulk tries to enter]
Thor: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tony Stark: What are you thinking? Maximum occupancy has been reached.
Thor: Take the stairs.
Tony Stark: Yes.
[Hulk starts raging as the doors are closing]
Tony Stark: Stop, stop!
[Hulk punches the elevator door]
Hulk: [muttering to himself] Take the stairs. Hate the stairs!
Sam Wilson: [seeing the ring on Steve's finger] You wanna tell me about her?
Steve Rogers: [smiles] No. No, I don't think I will.
Clint Barton: Maybe he's making this shit up.
Natasha Romanoff: No, I don't think so.
Clint Barton: Why, because he knows you daddy's name?
Natasha Romanoff: I didn't. Thanos left here with the stone, and without his daughter. It's not a coincidence
[they both realize one of them has to die]
Natasha Romanoff: Whatever it takes.
Clint Barton: Whatever it takes.
Scott Lang: It's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore.
Okoye: [Referring to a gravity disturbance ] It turned out to be a subduction under the Pacific plate.
Natasha Romanoff: So how are we handling it ?
Okoye: An earthquake under the ocean, we handle it by not handling it.
Steve Rogers: Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're going to win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Steve Rogers: On my way down to coordinate search-and-rescue.
[Loki shapeshifts into Captain America]
Loki: [impersonating Steve] "On my way down to coordinate search-and-rescue!"
[Loki reverts to his true form]
Loki: I mean, honestly, how do you even...
[Thor puts a gag in Loki's mouth, silencing him]
Thor: Shut. Up.
Tony Stark: [to Steve Rogers] Why the long face? Let me guess: he turned into a baby?
[Scott is about to re-enter the Quantum Realm]
Steve Rogers: Breakers are set. Emergency generators are on stand-by.
Bruce Banner: Good, because if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose...
[pointing to Scott]
Bruce Banner: Tiny, here, in the 1950s.
Scott Lang: [nervous] Excuse me?
Natasha Romanoff: He's kidding. You can't say things like that.
Bruce Banner: It... it was just... a bad joke.
Natasha Romanoff: [whispers to Bruce] You were kidding, right?
Bruce Banner: [under his breath] I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either, all of it is a joke or none of it is.
[to Scott, giving a thumbs-up ]
Bruce Banner: We're good!
Natasha Romanoff: Thanos did what exactly he said he was gonna do. He wiped out 50% of all living creatures.
Bruce Banner: Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift, don't worry about it.
James Rhodes: Wait, wait a second, let me ask something. If we can do this, you know, back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos? You know
[makes a strangling motion with his hands]
Bruce Banner: First of all, that's horrible...
James Rhodes: It's Thanos!
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I'm inevitable.
James Rhodes: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Scott Lang: We have enough Pym particles for one journey each, plus two test runs.
Scott Lang: [Accidentally triggers the device ] *One* test run.
James Rhodes: [lands next to Scott] What's up, regular-sized man?
Thor: You know it's a trap, right?
Tony Stark: Yeah... but I don't much care.
Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement.
[his eyes light up slowly, crack of thunder, Thor suits up with Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]
Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.
Tony Stark: [walking past a drunk Thor] Move aside, there, Lebowski.
Thor: The only thing permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony Stark: [discussing the "Time Heist"] I believe the most likely outcome will be our collective demise.
Scott Lang: Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. That means no talking to our past selves, no betting on sporting events...
Tony Stark: I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on "Back to the Future?"
Scott Lang: [chuckles] ... No.
[Carol and Bruce, wearing the Hulkbuster armor, restrain Thanos, and Thor chops off his left arm with Stormbreaker. As Steve, Rhodey and Natasha enter, Rocket turns the gauntlet over to find the Infinity Stones missing]
Rocket: Oh no...
Steve Rogers: [to Thanos] Where are they?
Carol Danvers: Answer the question.
Thanos: The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose beyond temptation.
Bruce Banner: YOU MURDERED TRILLIONS!
[Banner shoves Thanos to the ground]
Thanos: You should be grateful.
Natasha Romanoff: Where are the Stones?
Thanos: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Bruce Banner: You used them two days ago!
Thanos: I used the Stones to destroy the Stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I am... inevitable.
James Rhodes: We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying.
Nebula: My father is many things. A liar is not one of them.
Thanos: Ah. Thank you, daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly...
[Thor brings Stormbreaker down, decapitating Thanos]
Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.
Nebula: Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me. When he worked he talked about his great plan. He even disassembled I wanted to please him. I'd ask "where would we go once this plan was complete?" His answer was always the same... "To the garden."
James Rhodes: That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan.
Bruce Banner: Time travel!
[Steve Rogers walks out]
Bruce Banner: What? I see this as an absolute win.
Steve Rogers: [Tony opens his car trunk, takes out Captain America's shield and gives it to Steve] Tony, I don't know...
Tony Stark: Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding.
Steve Rogers: [accepts the shield and puts it on] Thank you, Tony.
Tony Stark: Will you keep that a little quiet? Didn't bring one for the whole team.
Tony Stark: [to Thanos] Yeah, we're all loads of stubborn.
Tony Stark: [Sits down in disbelief] Shit!
Morgan Stark: [Mimics Tony] Shit.
Tony Stark: [Gestures at Morgan to shush] What are you doing up, little miss?
Morgan Stark: [Repeats with a smile on her face] Shit.
Tony Stark: No, we don't say that. Only mommy says that. She coined it, it belongs to her.
Morgan Stark: Why are you up?
Tony Stark: Cause I got very important sh*t going on here, what do you think? No. I got, I got something on my mind.
Tony Stark: I got, I got something on my mind.
Morgan Stark: Was it juice pops?
Tony Stark: Sure it was. That's extortion, that's the word. What kind do you want? Great minds think alike. Juice pops, exactly was on my mind.
Steve Rogers: Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.
Tony Stark: Or, substitute the word encounter with 'damn near been killed by' one of the six Infinity Stones.
Scott Lang: I haven't. I don't even know what the hell you're all taking about now.
Bruce Banner: Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.
Tony Stark: Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to drop in.
Clint Barton: Which means we've got to pick our targets.
Tony Stark: Correct.
Sam Wilson: [on the radio to Steve] Hey, Cap, do you read me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me?
[portal opens up]
Sam Wilson: On your left.
[Okoye, T'Challa and Shuri appear]
Natasha Romanoff: [Before going for Time heist] See you in a minute.
Clint Barton: [to his daughter, teaching her archery] You see, where you're going. Now let's worry about how you get there.
[Steve Rogers, Tony Stark and Scott Lang find out about find the six infinity stones]
Steve Rogers: Well, what are we gonna do now?
Tony Stark: You know what, give me a break, Steve. I just got hit in the head with a Hulk.
Scott Lang: You said that we had one shot. This! This was our shot. We shot it, it's shot! Six stones or nothing! Six stones or nothing.
Tony Stark: You're repeating yourself, you know that? You're repeating yourself.
Scott Lang: You're repeating yourself! You're repeating yourself!
Tony Stark: [Rogers helps Stark off the Benatar] I couldn't stop him.
Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
James Rhodes: Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the part where all the spikes come out with skeletons on the end of them and everything.
Nebula: What are you talking about?
James Rhodes: When you break into a place called "the temple of the Power Stone" there's gonna be a bunch of booby traps
[Nebula starts walking]
James Rhodes: Okay, alright, go ahead.
Natasha Romanoff: Even if there's a... small chance, we owe this to everyone who's not in this room to try.
[Barton has just killed all of Akihiko's men]
Akihiko: [in Japanese] Why are you doing this? We never did anything to you.
Clint Barton: [in Japanese] You survived. Half the planet didn't. They got Thanos. You get me.
Clint Barton: [in Japanese] You're done hurting people.
Akihiko: [in Japanese] *We* hurt people?
[gestures to all the bodies scattered around]
Akihiko: You're crazy!
[they fight again, Akihiko is wounded twice. He drops his sword and falls on his knees]
Akihiko: Wait! Help me. I'll give you anything. What do you want?
Clint Barton: [In English] What I want, you can't give me.
[Kills the unarmed Akihiko]
Steve Rogers: So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?
Natasha Romanoff: Is he asleep?
James Rhodes: No. I'm pretty sure he's dead.
Thor: Ah, where to start? Um, the Aether. Firstly, not a stone. Someone called it a stone before... it's more of an angry sludge sort of thing so, someone's gonna need to amend that and stop saying that. Here's an interesting story though about the Aether: my grandfather, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane, actually, actually, actually Jane is a, is a old flame of mine. Uh, you know she, she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and, and then the Aether stuck itself inside her, and she became very, very sick and so I had to take her to Asgard which is where I'm from, and we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time. See I got to, I got to introduce her to my mother who's dead. And um, oh you know and Jane and I aren't even dating anymore so...
[Hulk gestures for Stark to cut off Thor]
Thor: these things happen though you know. Nothing lasts forever. The only thing that...
Tony Stark: Why don't you come and sit down?
Thor: I'm not done. The only thing that is permanent in life is impermanence.
Tony Stark: Eggs? Breakfast?
Thor: No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.
Steve Rogers: Alright. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost family. We a part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each, no mistakes, no do overs. Most of us going somewhere we know, that doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Lookout for each other. This is the fight of our lives and we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck.
Rocket: He's pretty good at that.
Scott Lang: Right.
Tony Stark: Ok, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green.
Bruce Banner: Tractors engaged.
Peter Parker: [while riding Valkyrie's Pegasus] Hi, nice to meet you. I'm - Oh, my god!
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.
Scott Lang: If you do this and it doesn't work, you're not coming back.
Tony Stark: [nervous] Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant.
Tony Stark: [Nebula and Steve help Tony getting off the Benatar] I couldn't stop him.
Steve Rogers: Neither could I.
Tony Stark: I-I lost the kid.
Steve Rogers: Tony, WE lost.
Drax: [Thor and Quill are arguing about leadership] You should fight one another for the honor of leadership.
Nebula: Sounds fair.
Peter Quill: It's not necessary. Okay?
Thor: It's not.
Rocket: I got some blasters unless you guys wanna use knives.
Mantis: Oh, yes. Please use knives.
Drax: Yeah, knives.
Groot: I am Groot.
Thor: [Thor and Quill both laugh] Not necessary. There should be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge.
Peter Quill: [after a few seconds of awkward silence] Me, right?
Thor: Yes, you. Of course! Of course.
Thor: Of course.
Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those, that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we're all loads of stubborn.
Thanos: I'm thankful. Because now I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to it's last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. It is not what is lost but only what it is been given... a grateful universe.
Steve Rogers: Born out of blood.
Thanos: They'll never know. Because you won't be alive to tell them.
Thor: [Bruce and Rocket are trying to convince Thor to come back to the Avengers] Just stop, okay. I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine. Okay, *we're* fine.
Korg: We're good here, mate.
Thor: So whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Bruce Banner: We need you, pal.
[Thor nods and takes a drink of beer]
Rocket: There's beer on the ship.
Thor: [after a pause] What kind?
Tony Stark: [hugging 1970 Howard Stark] Thank you, for everything... you've done for this country.
Gamora: [this is 2014 Gamora talking to 2019 Nebula] Tell me something. In the future, what happens to you and me?
Nebula: I tried to kill you... several times... but eventually, we become friends. We become sisters.
Carol Danvers: I'll head down for recon.
Natasha Romanoff: [Notices Steve staring at picture of Peggy] This is gonna work Steve.
Steve Rogers: I know it will, cause I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
Carol Danvers: No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.
Nebula: And that's enough.
Scott Lang: [pointing to the Guardian's spaceship after it just landed] It's awesome.
Nebula: [talking to James Rhodes on radio] Rhodey, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone.
Scott Lang: [Rhodes suddenly lands very closely to Scott with a loud thump, shocking him] Oh, God!
James Rhodes: What's up, regular-sized man?
Carol Danvers: [after surveying Thanos' garden planet] No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him.
Nebula: Then that's enough.
Tony Stark: [to Steve, handing him back his shield] You lose this again, I'm keeping it.
Tony Stark: What's he been doing?
Thor: Absolutely nothing.
Steve Rogers: Where are the stones?
Tony Stark: Somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them.
Steve Rogers: So we keep it that way.
Thor: You know it's a trap right?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I don't much care.
Thor: Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement
[Summons Mjolnir and Stormbreaker]
Thor: Let's kill him properly this time.
Peter Quill: Gamora?
[walks up to her]
Peter Quill: I thought I lost you.
[Peter touches Gamora's faces; she grabs his hand, knees him in the groin]
Peter Quill: Ow!
Gamora: Don't... touch... me!
[knees him again]
Peter Quill: Ah!
[falls to the ground]
Peter Quill: You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time.
Scott Lang: [to a boy on a bike] Hey kid, what the hell happened here?
T'Challa: Clint, give it to me.
[Hawkeye gives the Iron Gauntlet to Black Panther, who promptly fights his way through Thanos' army]
Thanos: Where's Nebula?
Corvus Glaive: She's not responding.
Ebony Maw: Sire!
[Points toward Hawkeye]
Nebula: Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir.
Natasha Romanoff: [taking notes] What is Vormir?
Nebula: A dominion of death, at the very center of celestial existence. It's where Thanos murdered my sister.
Scott Lang: [everyone looks at each other] Noted.
Steve Rogers: [Captain America, Iron Man, Ant Man, and Professor Hulk all arrive in 2012 New York during the events of the first film] Okay, we all know our missions. Stay low, keep your eye on the ball.
Steve Rogers: [2012 savage Hulk rampages down the street smashing cars as he goes. The others all look at Professor Hulk, who hold his head in his hand out of embarrassment] Might want to smash a few things along the way.
Bruce Banner: I think it's gratuitous, but, whatever.
[Rips off his shirt and makes a half-hearted effort to smash things]
Clint Barton: Okay, hold on. Don't shoot.
Spider-Man: [after retrieving the gauntlet] Activate "Instant Kill!"
[his armor activates the particular mode and his suit starts attacking Outriders closing in on him]
Spider-Man: [being overwhelmed by Outriders] I got this. I got this. Okay, I don't got this. Help, somebody help!
Captain America: Hey, Queens. Heads up.
[throws Mjolnir toward him. Spider-Man attaches a web-line to it as it passes over. Mjolnir carries him above the battlefield, but a blast from Thanos's ship severs the line, causing him to fall, but Pepper, in her suit, catches him]
Pepper Potts: Hang on. I got you, kid.
[throws him upward where he lands on Valkyrie's steed]
Spider-Man: [to Valkyrie] Hey, nice to meet yo- OH, MY GOD!
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Welcome, Natasha, daughter of Ivan, Clint, son of Edith.
Natasha Romanoff: Who are you?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Consider me a guide. To you, and to all who seek the soul stone.
Natasha Romanoff: Oh, good. Tell us where it is, then we'll be on our way.
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Ah, lieschen. If only it were that easy
[walks them to the edge of the cliff]
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): What you seek lies in front of you. As does that which you fear.
Natasha Romanoff: The stone's down there.
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): For one of you. For the other, in order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul for a soul.
[exhausted from his encounter with the outriders, Clint collapses on the floor. Past Nebula comes in and stands next to him]
Clint Barton: Oh, hey, I remember you
[gives her the gauntlet]
Nebula: Father, I have the stones.
Clint Barton: What?
[Past Nebula is about to shoot him]
Nebula: You're betraying us.
Nebula: You don't have to do this.
Nebula: I am - this.
Gamora: No, you're not.
Nebula: See what we'll become.
Gamora: Nebula, listen to her.
Nebula: You can change.
Nebula: He won't let me
[tries to shoot Gamora]
[Present Nebula shoots and kills Past Nebula]
Tony Stark: Hey, you said one out of fourteen million, we'd win, yeah? Tell me this is it.
Doctor Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.
Thor: [after Steve Rogers calls Mjolnir to himself during the final battle with Thanos] I knew it!
Steve Rogers: [after accidentally running into his past self] You've got to be shitting me.
Peter Quill: Gamora? I thought I lost you.
[Gamora is actually the one from 2014 who doesn't recognize Quill, and attacks him]
Gamora: This is the one? Really?
Nebula: It was either him or the tree.
Thor: Mother, I have to tell you something...
Frigga: No, son, you don't. You're here to repair your future - not mine.
Tony Stark: [In hologram message played after death, to daughter Morgan Stark] I love you three thousand.
Bruce Banner: You saw what those stones did to Thanos, they almost killed him. None of you could survive.
Steve Rogers: How do we know you will?
Bruce Banner: You don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like I was made for this.
Thanos: I am... inevitable.
[Thanos snaps his fingers, but nothing happens. He discovers that the gauntlet no longer has the Infinity Stones, and that Stark used his armor's nano-technology to transfer the Stones to his arm]
Tony Stark: And I... am... Iron Man!
[Stark snaps his fingers, and Thanos' army slowly fades into dust]
Thanos: I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive, but you have shown me... that's impossible. As long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those, that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist.
Peter Parker: Hey! Holy cow! You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? And I must've passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there right. And he said 'It's been five years. Come on, they need us.' And he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does. Anyway...
[Tony hugs Peter in relief]
Peter Parker: This is nice.
Clint Barton: We can't bring her back.
Thor: I'm sorry, no offence, but you're a very earthly being, okay, and we're talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult...
Clint Barton: Yeah, look, I know I'm way outside my pay rate here, but she's still dead, isn't she? It *can't* be undone! Or, at least that's what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.
Bruce Banner: She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to.
Steve Rogers: We will
Natasha Romanoff: Where have you been?
James Rhodes: Mexico. The Federales found a room full of bodies. Looks like a bunch of cartel guys - never even had a chance to get their guns out.
Natasha Romanoff: It's probably a rival gang.
James Rhodes: Except that it isn't. It's definitely Barton. What he's done here, what he's been doing, for the last few years - if you'd seen what he's left - I gotta tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even want to find him.
Natasha Romanoff: Will you find where he goes next?
James Rhodes: Nat...
Natasha Romanoff: Please?
Frigga: Everyone fails at who they're supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.
Steve Rogers: We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now - through face scans and satellites, so far we've got nothing. Tony, you fought him...
Tony Stark: What are you talking about? I didn't fight him. No, he wiped my face with a planet while the wizard gave away the store. That's what happened, there's no fight...
Steve Rogers: Okay, did he give you any clues, any coordinates?
Tony Stark: I saw this coming a few years back, I had a vision, but I didn't want to believe it. Now it's true.
Steve Rogers: Tony, I'm going to need you to focus...
Tony Stark: I *needed* you, as in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? You know what I need? I need a shave. I don't believe I ever remember telling you this...
James Rhodes: Tony, Tony...
Tony Stark: What we needed was a suit of armor around the world! Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!
Steve Rogers: Well, that didn't work out, did it?
Tony Stark: I said we'd lose. You said, "we'll do that together too." Guess what, Cap? We *lost,* and you weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the *Avengers?* Not the Prevengers, right?
James Rhodes: Okay, you made your point, Just sit down, okay?
Tony Stark: No, no, here's my biggest point, he said...
James Rhodes: Just sit down, okay? We need you, you're new blood.
Tony Stark: Bunch of tired old wheels! I got nothin' for you, Cap! I've got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options! Zero, zip, nada. No trust - liar.
[rips off his reacter]
Tony Stark: Here, take this. You'll find him, if you put that on. You hide -
[collapses mid sentence]
Doctor Strange: [as the resurrected heroes and their armies arrive for battle] Is that everyone?
Wong: What, you wanted more?
Thanos: I will shred this universe down to it's last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. It is not what is lost but only what it is been given... a grateful universe.
Thor: [Swapping his hammer, with the axe that Steve Rogers is holding ] You take the small one.
Thor: Look, sitting there staring at that going is not going to bring everybody back. I'm the strongest avenger, okay, so this responsibility falls upon me. It's my duty.
Tony Stark: No, no, listen...
Thor: Let me! Let me do it. Let me do something good, something right.
Tony Stark: No, it's not just the fact that that glove's channeling enough energy to char a continent. I'm telling you, you're in no condition to.
[after Thanos and his army has been defeated. Peter Parker comes to Tony Stark]
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark. Hey, Mr. Stark?
Peter Parker: Can you hear me? It's Peter. Hey... we won. Mr. Stark. We won, Mr. Stark. We won, you did it, sir, you did it.
Peter Parker: I'm sorry, Tony.
Clint Barton: [sees she's secured him to the cliff] Damn you!
Natasha Romanoff: Let me go.
Clint Barton: No. Please don't.
Natasha Romanoff: [very gently] It's okay.
[kicks off from the cliff, breaking his hold on her hand]
Clint Barton: Nat!
Tony Stark: Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck's scale, which then triggers the Doidge proposition. Can we agree on that? In layman's terms, it means, you are not coming home.
Scott Lang: I did.
Tony Stark: No, you accidentally survived. It's an billion-in-one cosmic fluke. Now you want to pull out... what you call it?
Scott Lang: A time heist.
Tony Stark: Yeah, a time heist. Of course. Why didn't I think of this before? Oh, because it's laughable, 'cos it's pipe dream.
Tony Stark: The stones are in the past. We could go back, we could get them.
Natasha Romanoff: We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back.
Tony Stark: Or screw up worse than he already has, right.
Steve Rogers: I don't believe we would.
Tony Stark: Got to say that sometimes you miss that giddy optimism. However, high hopes won't help, if there is no logical, tangible way for me to safely execute the said, time heist. I believe the most likely outcome would be our collective demise.
Scott Lang: Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. I mean, no talking to our past-selves, no betting on sporting events...
Tony Stark: I'm going to stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on, 'back to future?'
Scott Lang: No.
Tony Stark: Good, you got me worried there. 'cos that would be horse shit. That's not how Quantum Physics works.
Natasha Romanoff: Tony, we have to take a stand.
Tony Stark: We did stand and yet here we are.
Scott Lang: I know you got a lot on the line. Your wife, your daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people dead and now, now... we have a chance to bring her back, bring everyone back and you're telling me...
Tony Stark: ...leave it. I can't.
Clint Barton: [Standing with Wanda on the pier after Tony Stark's funeral] You know, I wish there is a way that I can let her know... that we won, we did it.
Wanda Maximoff: She knows... they both do.
Thor: [Captain America is using Stormbreaker] No, give me that.
[Thor gives him Mjolnir]
Thor: You have the little one.
Pepper Potts: Tony, look at me. We're gonna be okay. You can rest now.
Thor: [enters the Guardians' ship] Well, the Asgardians of the Galaxy back together again.
Bruce Banner: [after they all return from the quantum leaps] Clint, where's Nat?
James Rhodes: When you break into a place called 'the temple of the palace' there's usually a bunch of booby traps, but hey, whatever, go ahead.
Tony Stark: [referring to Scott's van] Scott, how long do you need to get that thing working?
Scott Lang: Maybe ten minutes.
Steve Rogers: Get it started. We'll bring the stones to you.
Hope van Dyne: We're on it, Cap.
[Scott looks at Hope and grins; she nods]
Natasha Romanoff: Have any of you guys ever studied Quantum Physics?
Natasha Romanoff: Only in conversation.
Scott Lang: Alright, five years ago, right before Thanos, I was in a place called Quantum Realm. The Quantum Realm is like its own microscopic universe. To get in there, you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she is my ah... she was my ah... she was supposed to pull me out and then Thanos happened and I got stuck in there.
Natasha Romanoff: Sorry, that must have been a very long five years.
Scott Lang: It wasn't. For me, it was five hours. See, the rules of Quantum realm aren't like they are up here. Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody's sandwich? I am starving.
Steve Rogers: Scott, what are you talking about?
Scott Lang: What I am saing is... Time works differently in the Quantum Realm. I can't stop thinking about what if we could control the chaos and we could navigate it. What if there was a way we could enter the Quantum realm at a certain point in time, but then exit the Quantum realm at another point in time, like before Thanos.
Steve Rogers: Wait, are you talking about a time machine?
Scott Lang: No, of course not, not a time machine. This is more like a... yeah, like a time machine. I know it's crazy, it's crazy but I can't stop thinking about it. There is got to be some... it's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from so nothing sounds crazy anymore.
Scott Lang: So, who do we talk to about this?
[Clint is holding on to Natasha]
Natasha Romanoff: Let me go.
Clint Barton: No. No, please, no.
Natasha Romanoff: It's okay.
Clint Barton: [choked up] Please.
[Natasha pushes herself off and falls to her death]
Clint Barton: NO!
Thanos: In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you, now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet, I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.
The Ancient One: I'd be careful going that way, we just had the floors waxed.
Hulk: Hey, I'm looking for Doctor Strange.
The Ancient One: You're about... 5 years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery 20 blocks that way. What do you want from him?
Hulk: [Points at the Eye of Agamotto] That, actually.
The Ancient One: [Looks down at the Eye of Agamotto] Ahh! I'm afraid not.
Hulk: Sorry, but I wasn't asking.
The Ancient One: You don't want to do this.
Hulk: Ah, you're right, I don't. But I need that stone and I don't have time to b...
The Ancient One: [Hits Hulk in the chest, pushing Banner's Astral Body out of Hulk's body. Banner looks at The Ancient One in shock] Let's start over, shall we?
The Ancient One: [pleading with The Ancient One for the time stone... ] Please, please, please...
Bruce Banner: I'm sorry, I can't help you, Bruce. If I give up the time stone to help your reality, I'm dooming my own.
The Ancient One: With all due respect, I'm not sure that science really supports that.
Bruce Banner: The Infinity stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one stone and that flow splits. Now, this may benefit your reality but my new one, not so much. In this new branched reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be over run. Millions will suffer. So, tell me Doctor, can your science prevent all that?
The Ancient One: No, but we can erase it. Because once we are done with the stones, we can return each one to it's own time line at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically, in that reality, they never left.
Bruce Banner: But you are leaving out the most important part. In order to return the stones, you have to survive.
The Ancient One: We will, I will. I promise.
Bruce Banner: I can't risk this reality on a promise. It is the duty of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the time stone.
The Ancient One: Then, why the hell did Strange give it away?
Bruce Banner: What did you say?
The Ancient One: Strange, he gave it away. He gave it to Thanos.
Bruce Banner: Willingly?
The Ancient One: Yes.
Bruce Banner: Why?
The Ancient One: I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake.
Bruce Banner: Or, I did.
The Ancient One: Strange was meant to be the best of us.
Bruce Banner: So he must have done it for a reason?
The Ancient One: I fear you might be right.
Bruce Banner: [hands over the Time stone to Hulk] . Thank you.
The Ancient One: I am counting on you, Bruce. We all are.