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Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out. I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

[Wong saves Stark]

Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.

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Rocket Raccoon: You speak Groot?

Thor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.

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Thanos: Daughter.

Young Gamora: Did you do it?

Thanos: Yes.

Young Gamora: What did it cost?

Thanos: ...Everything.

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Steve Rogers: New haircut?

Thor: Noticed you've copied my beard.

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Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out] Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

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Bruce Banner: Who's Scott?

Steve Rogers: Ant-Man.

Bruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man *and* a Spider-Man?

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Eitri: You understand, boy, you're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.

Thor: Only if I die.

Eitri: Yes. That's what... killing you means.

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Loki: [to Thanos] You... will never be... a god.

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Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it!

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Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now, you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one.

[Thanos weeps]

Gamora: [scoffs] Really? Tears?

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him.

[Gamora realizes what Thanos is going to do]

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Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is

Thor: Well, he's never fought me.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah, he has.

Thor: He's never fought me twice.

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Peter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.

Tony Stark: I don't want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Ok, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

Peter Quill: Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

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Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

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[Banner is trying to Hulk out while fighting Obsidion in the Hulkbuster armor]

Bruce Banner: Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!

Hulk: NOOOO!

Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it myself!

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Peter Quill: Wait, who are you?

Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.

Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about.

Tony Stark: You know Thor?

Peter Quill: Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

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Thor: There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth, they're with the Avengers.

Peter Quill: The Avengers?

Thor: The Earth's mightiest heroes.

Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?

Thor: He may be on the team. I don't know, I haven't been there in a while.

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Peter Parker: [while teleporting and beating up Thanos] Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag...

[Thanos graps Peter by the throat]

Thanos: Insect!

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[the Guardians bring Thor aboard]

Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?

Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

Peter Quill: I'm muscular.

Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.

Peter Quill: Yeah, right.

Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.

Peter Quill: What?

[Drax gestures at his chin and gut]

Peter Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...

Mantis: [sensing Thor] He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.

Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.

Rocket Raccoon: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?

Gamora: [touching Thor's arms] It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.

Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.

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Tony Stark: If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal?

Dr. Stephen Strange: No can do.

Wong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.

Tony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. So...

Dr. Stephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

Tony Stark: Not bad.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Bit chalky.

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[Thor attacks Thanos with a blow to the chest]

Thanos: You should have gone for the head.

[snaps his fingers]

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Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.

T'Challa: What did you imagine?

Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.

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Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

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Drax: [about Thor] It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

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Gamora: I was a child when you took me.

Thanos: I saved you.

Gamora: No. We were happy on my home planet.

Thanos: You were going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.

Gamora: Because you murdered half the planet.

Thanos: A small price to pay for salvation.

Gamora: You're insane.

Thanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources, finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.

Gamora: You don't know that!

Thanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it.

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Peter Quill: [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora] Dude. How long have you been standing there?

Drax: An hour.

Peter Quill: An hour?

Gamora: Are you serious?

Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.

[slowing starts moving his hand]

Peter Quill: You're eating a Zargnut.

Drax: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.

Peter Quill: Mmm, no.

Drax: I'm sure I'm invisible.

Mantis: Hi, Drax.

Drax: [after a pause] Dammit.

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Thanos: The Tesseract? Or your brother's head? I assume you have a preference?

Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away!

[sees Thor's traumatic suffering, screaming in agony]

Loki: ALRIGHT, STOP!

Thor: We don't have the Tesseract, it was destroyed on Asgard!

[Loki reveals the Tesseract in his hands]

Thor: You really are the worst brother!

Loki: I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.

Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.

[Hulk attacks Thanos]

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Dr. Stephen Strange: We gotta turn this ship around.

Tony Stark: Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan.

Dr. Stephen Strange: No, I want to protect the stone.

Tony Stark: And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening.

Dr. Stephen Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?

Tony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.

Tony Stark: Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.

Tony Stark: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.

Peter Parker: I'm backup.

Tony Stark: No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward?

Peter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Doctor Strange.

Peter Parker: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.

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Tony Stark: [to the Guardians] We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude

Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Tony Stark: What dance-off?

Peter Quill: It's not a thing.

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.

Tony Stark: Don't encourage Flash Gordon.

Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

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Peter Parker: [Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidion] Hey, man! What's up, Mr Stark?

Tony Stark: Kid, where'd you come from?

Peter Parker: Field trip!

[gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]

Peter Parker: Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?

Tony Stark: Uh, he's from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

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Bus Driver: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?

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Loki: If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.

Thanos: Well, if you consider failure experience.

Loki: I consider *experience* experience.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?

Wong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.

Wong: Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Dollars?

Wong: Rupees.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Which is?

Wong: A... buck and a half.

Dr. Stephen Strange: [sighs] What do you want?

Wong: I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.

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T'Challa: Evacuate the city! Engage all defenses!

[points at Steve Rogers]

T'Challa: And get this man a shield!

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Rocket Raccoon: Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please.

Thor: The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.

Rocket Raccoon: Rabbit?

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Tony Stark: I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.

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[from trailer]

Thanos: In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

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[Thor appears with Stormbreaker]

Bruce Banner: [laughs with joy] You guys are so screwed now!

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Tony Stark: All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet.

Drax: [yawns]

Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

Drax: I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan."

Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

Peter Quill: See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do.

Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

Mantis: Kick names, take ass.

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Thanos: [from trailer, facing off against the Avengers] Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...

[chuckles]

Thanos: ... does put a smile on my face.

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[from trailer]

Nick Fury: There was an idea...

Tony Stark: To bring together, a group of remarkable people...

Vision: To see if we could become something more...

Thor: So when they needed us, we could fight the battles...

Natasha Romanoff: That they never could.

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Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it's here. Or should I say, I am.

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Drax: [wrestling the Cloak of Levitation] Die, blanket of death!

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Heimdall: [prays] Allfather, let the Dark Magic flow through me one last time...

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Thanos: Stark.

Tony Stark: You know me?

Thanos: I do. You're not the only cursed with knowledge.

Tony Stark: My only curse is you.

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Thanos: You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.

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Mantis: We are arriving.

Peter Quill: All right, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.

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Thor: You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.

Rocket Raccoon: Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?

Thor: Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?

[Thor walks away]

Rocket Raccoon: [mutters] Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.

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Ebony Maw: Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.

Tony Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.

[Iron Man blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens]

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[from trailer, Spider-Man is down]

Peter Parker: Tony, I'm sorry... I'm sorry.

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Vision: [to Wanda] It's alright. You could never hurt me. I just feel you.

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Peter Parker: You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood.

[pause]

Peter Parker: Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say.

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Peter Parker: [on a school bus] Hey, I need you to cause a distraction.

Ned: [sees the spaceship] Holy shit. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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Tony Stark: We haven't caught up, have we?

Bruce Banner: No.

Tony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We're toast.

Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?

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Thanos: You're strong... but I could snap my fingers... and you'd all cease to exist.

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Thanos: Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.

Thanos: At random. Dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a mad man. And what I predicted came to pass.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.

Thanos: I'm a survivor.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions!

Thanos: With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.

Dr. Stephen Strange: And then what?

Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on an grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will equal to yours.

Thanos: Our?

[the Avengers appear]

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Mantis: [on Thanos] Death follows him like a shadow.

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Peter Parker: [catches Mantis] I got you!

[catches Drax]

Peter Parker: I got you! Sorry, I can't remember anybody's names.

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Thor: Who the hell are you guys?

[shows the Guardians of the Galaxy]

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[Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot]

Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?

Groot: [in a mocking tone] I am Groot!

Peter Quill: Whoa!

Rocket Raccoon: Language!

Mantis: Hey!

Drax: Wow.

Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.

Rocket Raccoon: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.

[turns to Groot, angrily]

Rocket Raccoon: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

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Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

Peter Quill: How many did you see?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.

Tony Stark: How many did we win?

Dr. Stephen Strange: ...One.

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Natasha Romanoff: Hi, Bruce.

Bruce Banner: ...Nat

Sam Wilson: [whispers] This is awkward.

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Thanos: [chokes Loki] No resurrections this time.

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[last lines]

James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?

Steve Rogers: ...Oh, God.

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[from trailer]

Thanos: When I'm done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be... I hope they remember you.

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Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.

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[from trailer]

Tony Stark: [about Thanos] We have one advantage: He's coming to us... so that's what we use.

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Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.

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Eitri: You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!

Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?

Eitri: [sits down] Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. "Your life is yours," he said. "But your hands... Your hands are mine alone."

Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed - every axe, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.

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Peter Parker: [sees Mantis] Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me!

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Dr. Stephen Strange: If we don't do our jobs...

Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.

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Natasha Romanoff: [Referring to Glaive] Where's your other friend?

Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.

Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.

T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.

Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.

Bucky Barnes: [after they walk away] They surrender?

Steve Rogers: Not exactly.

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Ebony Maw: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.

Tony Stark: That means get lost, Squidward!

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T'Challa: Today we don't fight for any life... we fight for ALL of them.

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Stonekeeper: What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.

Thanos: [on the edge of a cliff] What's this?

Stonekeeper: The price. The Soul Stone holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.

Thanos: Tell me what it needs.

Stonekeeper: To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the stone demands a sacrifice.

Thanos: Of what?

Stonekeeper: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.

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T'Challa: Yibambe!

Wakandans: YIBAMBE!

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On-Set Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.

Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.

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Tony Stark: [to the Cloak of Levitation] You are one loyal piece of outerwear.

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Groot: I am Groot.

Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

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Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] So this is it? It's all been leading to this.

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Thanos: [offering a cup of pudding] I thought you might be hungry.

[Gamora looks at the cup for a moment, then throws it at Thanos' throne]

Gamora: I always hated that chair.

Thanos: So I've been told.

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Eitri: Damn it.

Rocket Raccoon: "Damn it?" What's "damn it" mean?

Eitri: The mechanism is crippled.

Thor: What?

Eitri: With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.

Thor: How long will it take to heat?

Eitri: A few minutes, maybe more. Why?

Thor: I'm gonna hold it open.

Eitri: That's suicide.

Thor: So is facing Thanos without that axe.

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Tony Stark: You're from Earth?

Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.

Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!

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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Still no word from Vision?

James Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.

James Rhodes: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.

James Rhodes: If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.

James Rhodes: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You having second thoughts?

James Rhodes: Not anymore.

[Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room]

Steve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.

Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?

Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you too.

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Rocket Raccoon: Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.

[gives Thor an eyeball]

Thor: What's this?

Rocket Raccoon: What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.

Thor: They gave you his eye?

Rocket Raccoon: No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.

Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit.

[Thor puts in the eyeball]

Rocket Raccoon: Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my...

[beeping noise goes off on the ship]

Rocket Raccoon: Hey, we're here.

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Peter Parker: [Hanging on outside of the Q-ship in Space] Oh My God! I should've stayed on the bus!

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Peter Quill: [holding Spider-Man hostage] Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

[points his blaster in Drax's face]

Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.

Mantis: No, he can't take it!

Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.

Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you!

[puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]

Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

Tony Stark: You're from Earth?

Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?

Peter Quill: [incredulous] WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.

Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!

Tony Stark: You know Thor?

Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?

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T'Challa: Wakanda forever!

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Steve Rogers: [to Thor] New haircut?

Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.

Groot: I am Groot!

Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

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Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.

Bruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him.

Tony Stark: This is it. What's our timeline?

Bruce Banner: No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony...

Dr. Stephen Strange: He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.

Tony Stark: Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of?"

Dr. Stephen Strange: Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?

Bruce Banner: [leaning on the cauldron] Is that what it is?

[the loak of Levitation slaps Tony]

Tony Stark: I'm going to allow that.

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Peter Parker: [Referring to Drax and Mantis] Ah, what exactly is it that they do?

Mantis: Kick names, take ass.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Spare his life and I'll give you the stone.

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Wanda Maximoff: [to Vision] Are you ok?

Vision: [Shrieks in pain]

Wanda Maximoff: What is it?

Vision: He's here.

Steve Rogers: Everyone on my position, we have incoming.

Bruce Banner: Cap, that's him.

Steve Rogers: Eyes up. Stay sharp!

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Ebony Maw: Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Thanos. You may think this is suffering, no. It is salvation. The universal scale tips toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.

Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail none the less.

[Picks Thor off the ground]

Thanos: Frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it? Run from it? Destiny arrives all the same, and now it's here. Or should I say: I am.

Thor: You talk too much.

Thanos: [to Loki while holding Thor by the head] The Tesseract. Or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.

Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away.

Thor: [Shrieks in pain as Thanos presses the Power stone against his head]

Loki: All right, stop!

Thor: We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.

Loki: [Presents the Tesseract to Thanos]

Thor: You really are the worst, brother.

Loki: I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.

Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.

Ebony Maw: [while Hulk beats up Thanos] Let him have his fun.

Thanos: [Heimdall sends Hulk to Earth by summoning the bifrost] That was a mistake

Thor: [Thanos stabs Heimdall in the chest] No! You're going to die for that.

Ebony Maw: [Presenting the Tesseract to Thanos] My humble personage bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones. The universe, lies within your grasp.

Thanos: There are two more stones on Earth. Find them my children, bring them to me on Titan.

Proxima Midnight: Father, we will not fail you.

Loki: If I might interject. If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that area.

Thanos: If you consider failure experience.

Loki: I consider experience experience. Almighty Thanos... I, Loki, prince of Asgard... Odinson... the rightful king of the Jotunheim... god of mischief... do hereby pledge to you... my undying fidelity.

Thanos: [Uses the Gauntlet to stop Loki attempting to stab him in the neck] Undying? You should chose your words more carefully.

Loki: [as Thanos strangles him to death] You... will never be... a god

Thanos: No resurrections this time.

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[from trailer]

Thor: Something is very wrong.

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Thanos: The hardest choices require the strongest will.

Dr. Stephen Strange: You will find our will equal to your own!

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Thor: More power, Rabbit!

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Dr. Stephen Strange: [to Stark] If it comes to saving you, or the kid, or the Time Stone, I will not hesitate to let either of you die.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite effective.

Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.

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[Mantis places her hand on Thanos]

Mantis: [shocked] He is in anguish... he mourns...

Drax: What does this MONSTER have to MOURN?

Nebula: Gamora. He went to Vormir with her, he came back with the Soul stone, which means...

Peter Quill: [enraged] Asshole!

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Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now i...

Tony Stark: I'm sorry! Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.

Ebony Maw: Stone keeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.

Tony Stark: He means get lost, Squidward!

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Thanos: [after a brutal fight with several of the Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers, they manage to cut Thanos' cheek] All this, just for a drop of blood.

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Nebula: He did it.

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M'Baku: This could be the end of Wakanda.

Okoye: Then we shall make it the noblest ending in history.

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Bruce Banner: [to Obsidion, in the Hulkbuster armor] Oh, no you don't. This isn't gonna be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap out of the Hulk.

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Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons.

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Peter Quill: What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.

Tony Stark: Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

[to Drax]

Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

Drax: I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"

Peter Quill: See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

Mantis: Kick names, take ass.

Drax: Yeah, that's right.

Tony Stark: [long pause] Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: "Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.

Tony Stark: We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...

Peter Quill: Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.

Tony Stark: What dance off?

Peter Quill: It's not a... it's not a... it...

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose the movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.

Tony Stark: Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...

Peter Quill: "Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.

Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my mind

Mantis: Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?

Tony Stark: Strange? You alright?

Tony Stark: You're back here.

Peter Parker: Hey, what was that?

Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

Peter Quill: How many did you see?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million, six hundred and five.

Tony Stark: How many did we win?

Dr. Stephen Strange: One.

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[from trailer]

Steve Rogers: Together.

Tony Stark: We'll lose.

Steve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too.

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Red Skull (Stonekeeper): Welcome Thanos, son of Alars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos.

Thanos: You know us?

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): It is my curse to know all who journey here.

Thanos: Where is the Soul Stone?

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): You should know it exacts a terrible price.

Thanos: I am prepared.

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): We all think that at first. We are all wrong.

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Gamora's Mother: Shh. We're gonna be safe

Young Gamora: [Weapons fire overhead and Gamora screams]

Ebony Maw: [Thanos' Chitauri army round up the Zehoborei people] Choose a side or die. One side a revelation, the other an honour known only to a few.

Thanos: [to a young Gamora] What's wrong little one?

Young Gamora: My mother. Where's my mother?

Thanos: What's your name?

Young Gamora: Gamora.

Thanos: You're quite the fighter Gamora. Come, let me help you.

[Walks Gamora away from the people being rounded up]

Thanos: Look.

[Pulls out a doube edged switchblade]

Thanos: Pretty, isn't is?

[Balances it on his index finger]

Thanos: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Too much to one side and the other...

[Hands it to Gamora]

Thanos: Here, you try.

Ebony Maw: [to one half of the Zehoberei people about to be slaughtered by the Chitauri] Now go in peace and meet your maker.

Thanos: [Gamora turns to see what the fuss is about] Uh-uh, concentrate. There, you got it.

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Bruce Banner: Thanos has the biggest army in the universe. And he is not gonna stop until he... he gets... Vision's stone.

Natasha Romanoff: Well, then we have to protect it.

Vision: No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. Also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity will fail.

Wanda Maximoff: Yeah, and you with it. I'm not having this conversation.

Vision: Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain Thanos can't get it.

Wanda Maximoff: That's too high a price.

Vision: Only you have the power to pay it.

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Rocket Raccoon: Come and get some, space dogs!

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[Thanos kills Heimdall]

Thor: You're going to die for that!

Ebony Maw: [seals Thor's mouth shut] Shhh.

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Gamora: [to Quill] Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you'll kill me. Swear on your mother.

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[from trailer]

Thor: [smashes into the windshield of the Milano]

Rocket Raccoon: Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!

Peter Quill: [Inside the Milano, Thor's on a table with the Guardian surrounding him and Peter says to Mantis] Wake him up.

Mantis: [touches Thor] Wake.

[Thor violently gasps and wakes up]

Thor: [Staring at the Guardians] Who the hell are you guys?

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Tony... there was no other way.

[turns into dust and blows away]

Peter Parker: Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good.

[looking at his hands]

Tony Stark: You're all right.

Peter Parker: I don't-I don't know what's happening. I don't... Save me, save me!

[falls toward Tony Stark and holds onto him, begins to cry]

Peter Parker: I don't want to go. I don't want to go, Mr. Stark. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go...

[falls onto ground with Tony beside him]

Peter Parker: I'm sorry...

[turns into dust and blows away]

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Gamora: [to Peter] You promised. You promised!

Thanos: [to Gamora] Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him.

[to Peter]

Thanos: She's asked, hasn't she?

Thanos: Do it.

[pushes Gamora forward]

Thanos: Do it!

Peter Quill: [to Gamora] I told you to go right!

Gamora: [to Peter] I love you, more than anything.

Peter Quill: I love you, too.

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Thor: I told you, you'd die for that.

Thanos: You... should've gone for the head

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Tony Stark: Wow. You are a seriously loyal piece of hardware.

Peter Parker: Yeah, Speaking of loyalty...

[Tony Stark turns to Peter Parker]

Peter Parker: I know what you're gonna say to me.

Tony Stark: You should not be here.

Peter Parker: I was gonna go home.

Tony Stark: I don't want to hear it.

Peter Parker: But it was such a long way down and I just thought about...

Tony Stark: And now, I gotta hear it.

Peter Parker: And this suit is, ridiculously intuitive, by the way. So, if anything, its kind of your fault that I'm here.

Tony Stark: What did you just say?

Peter Parker: I take that back.

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Bruce Banner: Thanos is coming... He's coming.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Who?

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Peter Quill: Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!

[to Iron Man]

Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?

Drax: I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?

Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

[puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]

Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

[points his blaster in Drax's face]

Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.

Mantis: No, he can't take it!

Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.

Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!

[to Spider-Man]

Peter Quill: Starting with you!

Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

Tony Stark: You're from Earth?

Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?

Peter Quill: [incredulous] "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.

Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!

Tony Stark: You know Thor?

Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?

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Thanos: [to Gamora] You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.

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Thanos: [Thanos prevents a blow from Doctor Strange] You're full of tricks, wizard.

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[during the battle at Wakanda after Rocket and Bucky team up]

Rocket Raccoon: How much for the gun?

Bucky Barnes: Not for sale.

Rocket Raccoon: Okay, how much for the arm?

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Oh yeah. You're much more of a Thanos.

Thanos: I take it the Maw's dead. This day extracts a heavy toll, still he accomplished his mission.

Dr. Stephen Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face to face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.

Thanos: Where do you think he brought you?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Let me guess, your home?

Thanos: It was, and it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. When we faced extinction, I offered a solution.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Genocide.

Thanos: They called me a mad man.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Congratulations, you're a prophet.

Thanos: I'm a survivor.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.

Thanos: With all six stones I can simply snap my fingers and it'll all cease to exist. I call that, mercy.

Dr. Stephen Strange: Then what?

Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest will.

Dr. Stephen Strange: I think you'll find our will, equal, to yours.

Thanos: Our?

Tony Stark: [Slams giant boulder into Thanos] Piece of cake Quill.

Peter Quill: Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off!

[Battle begins]

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Tony Stark: Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We use it. Alright, I have a plan. At least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

[Drax yawns]

Tony Stark: Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

Drax: I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.

Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean's on his own page.

Peter Quill: See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

Peter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

Mantis: Kick names, take ass.

Drax: Yeah, that's right.

Tony Stark: All right, just get over here, please? Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

Peter Quill: Mr. Lord... Star-Lord is fine.

Tony Stark: We've gotta coalesce. Because if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...

Peter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

Drax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

Tony Stark: What dance-off?

Peter Quill: It's not a, it's not a, it's not a...

Peter Parker: Like in Footloose? The movie?

Peter Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter Parker: It never was.

Tony Stark: Don't encourage this alright? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.

Peter Quill: Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that's 50% of me that's stupid, and that's 100% you.

Tony Stark: Your math is blowing my mind.

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Bruce Banner: Woah.

Shuri: The structure is polymorphic.

Bruce Banner: Right. We... we had to attach each neuron none... none sequentially.

Shuri: Why didn't you just preprogram the synopsis to work collectively?

Bruce Banner: [as Vision turns his attention to Banner with curiosity] Because, we, didn't... think of it?

Shuri: I'm sure you did your best.

Wanda Maximoff: Can you do it?

Shuri: Yes. But there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures.

[to T'Challa]

Shuri: It will take time brother.

Steve Rogers: How long?

Shuri: As long as you can give me.

[Alarms wails and Okoye informs them that something has entered the atmosphere]

Sam Wilson: Hey, Cap. We got a situation out here.

Bucky Barnes: [Ships hit invisible barrier over Wakanda] Man, I love this place.

James Rhodes: Don't start celebrating yet guys. We got more incoming outside the dome!

Vision: It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now.

Natasha Romanoff: Vision, get your ass back on the table.

T'Challa: We will hold them off.

Steve Rogers: Wanda. As soon as that stone is out of his head, you blow it to hell.

Wanda Maximoff: I will.

T'Challa: Evacuate the city, engage all defences and get this man a shield.

[pointing at Steve]

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Tony Stark: You throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it.

Thanos: Stark!

Tony Stark: You know me?

Thanos: You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.

Tony Stark: My only curse is you.

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Thor: Bring me Thanos!

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[Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]

Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.

Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?

Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.

James Rhodes: All over it.

[Shuts off the hologram]

James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.

Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.

Natasha Romanoff: Hey.

James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.

Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.

Bruce Banner: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.

Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.

Bruce Banner: Nat.

Sam Wilson: This is awkward.

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T'Challa: Up, General. Up! This is no place to die.

Okoye: [as she watches T'Challa disintegrate] Hezvo?

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[Nebula appears to fight Thanos]

Thanos: Well, well.

Nebula: You should have killed me.

Thanos: Would have been a waste of parts!

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Peter Quill: I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face.

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Peter Quill: [to Rocket] For the record, I know you're only going to Nidavellir because it's where Thanos isn't.

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Rocket Raccoon: This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is

Thor: Well, he has never fought me.

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah he has.

Thor: He has never fought me twice.

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Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.

Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.

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Peter Quill: [Pointing guns at Stark and Parker] Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

Drax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

Tony Stark: [Pointing weapon at Drax] Let's do it. You Shoot my guy, I'll blast him. Let's go!

Drax: Do it Quill, I can take it.

Mantis: No, he can't take it!

Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is, that's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.

Drax: Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

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Ebony Maw: Hear me... and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... No. It is salvation... Universal scales, tipped toward balance because of your sacrifice... Smile, for even in death you have become children of Thanos.

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Peter Quill: Let her go, Grimace!

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James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?

Steve Rogers: Oh, God.

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Bruce Banner: [to Thanos' army after Thor arrives in Wakanda] Ha! You guys are so screwed now!

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Thanos: You have my respect Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.

Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off your corpse.

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Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all

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[deleted scene]

Thanos: When you left me all those years ago, I allowed it. You haven't been under the impression that you escaped? Daughter, I raised you so much smarter than that.

Gamora: I am not your daughter! You didn't raise me, you kidnapped me, orphaned me, and imprisoned me! Everything I hate about myself comes from you.

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[first lines]

Asgardian Distress Call: This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault. I repeat, we are under assault. The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families. We have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft!

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Thanos: [to Gamora] You're strong. Me, the generous... me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it.

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James Rhodes: [looking for Sam, he was erased] Sam? Sam, where are you at?

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Natasha Romanoff: We don't want to kill you, but we will

Proxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again

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[Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda and Vision arrive at the Avengers Compound]

Steve Rogers: Mr Secretary.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You got some nerve, I'll give you that.

Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire and you think all is forgiven?

Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. If you wanna stand in our way, we'll fight you too.

Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Arrest them.

James Rhodes: All over it.

[Shuts off the hologram]

James Rhodes: . That's a court marshal. Great to see you Cap.

Steve Rogers: You too Rhodey.

Natasha Romanoff: Hey.

James Rhodes: Well. You guys, really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.

Sam Wilson: Yeah. Well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.

Hulk: I think you look great. Yeah, I'm back.

Natasha Romanoff: Hi Bruce.

Hulk: Nat.

Sam Wilson: This is awkward.

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Eitri: You understand boy, you're taking the full force of a star. It'll kill you.

Thor: And if I die?

Eitri: Yes, that's what killing you means

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Drax: [yells] THANOS!

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Dr. Stephen Strange: A simple spell, but quite unbreakable.

Ebony Maw: Then I will take it off you a corpse.

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Ebony Maw: In all the time I have served Thanos, I have never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on time, with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there will be... judgment.

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Mantis: Death follows him like a shadow...

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Tony Stark: Alright kid, you're an Avenger now...

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T'Challa: Today, we don't fight for just one life. We fight for all of them.

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Thor: Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in hell. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That's life though, isn't it, I guess. Goest round and round and... I feel your pain.

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Thanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right... yet to fail, nonetheless.

Thanos: It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. But I ask you, to what end? Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I am.

Thor: You talk too much.

Thanos: The Tesseract. Or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.

Loki: Oh, I do. Kill away.

Loki: All right, stop!

Thor: We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard.

Thor: You really are the worst brother.

Loki: I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.

Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.

Loki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.

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Natasha Romanoff: [Referring to Glaive] Where's your other friend?

Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.

Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.

T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.

Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.

Dr. Stephen Strange: They surrender?

Steve Rogers: Not exactly.

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Nick Fury: [gets erased] Motherf...

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Peter Parker: I don't feel so good Mr. Stark.

[Looking at his hands]

Tony Stark: You're alright.

[Eye widening]

Peter Parker: I don't want to go, please, I don't want to go Mr. Stark. I am sorry, tony, I am sorry.

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Tony Stark: [after Strange gives Thanos the Time Stone] Why did you do that?

Dr. Stephen Strange: We're in the end game, now.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: [gets erased] TONY, There was no other way .

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[Thanos has Gamora]

Peter Quill: You let her go!

Thanos: Ah, the boyfriend.

Peter Quill: I'd like to think of myself more as a titan-killing, long-term booty call.

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[Thor stands over a badly wounded Thanos]

Thor: I told you... that you would die for that.

Thanos: [weakly] You should've gone for the head.

Thor: NO!

[Thanos snaps his fingers]

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Gamora: All my life I dreamed of a day, a moment, when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now you kill and torture and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize and it told you no. You failed. And do you want to know why? Because you love nothing. No one.

[Thanos sheds a tear]

Gamora: Really, tears?

Red Skull (Stonekeeper): They are not for him.

Gamora: No. This isn't love.

Thanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, Gamora.

Gamora: NO!

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T'Challa: [to Okoye] Up general, up! This is no place to die.

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[Thor appears with Stormbreaker]

Bruce Banner: [laughs with joy] You guys are dead now!

Thor: [charging into battle] Bring me THANOS!

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Thor: [to Thanos] What did you do? What did you do?

Steve Rogers: Where'd he go? Thor? Where'd he go?

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Eitri: You understand boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.

Thor: Only if I die.

Eitri: Yes. That's what killing you means.

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