Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Poster

Dave Bautista: Drax

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  • Peter Quill : Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out. I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora?

    Tony Stark : Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

    Drax : I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

  • [the Guardians bring Thor aboard] 

    Peter Quill : How the hell is this dude still alive?

    Drax : He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.

    Peter Quill : I'm muscular.

    Rocket Raccoon : Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.

    Peter Quill : Yeah, right.

    Drax : It's true. You have put on weight.

    Peter Quill : What?

    [Drax gestures at his chin and gut] 

    Peter Quill : Gamora, do you think I'm...

    Mantis : [sensing Thor]  He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.

    Drax : It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

    Peter Quill : Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.

    Rocket Raccoon : You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?

    Gamora : [touching Thor's arms]  It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.

    Peter Quill : Stop massaging his muscles.

  • Tony Stark : [to the Guardians]  We gotta coalesce. Because if all we come out is with a plucky attitude

    Peter Quill : Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. We're more optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except, it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance-off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a thing.

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose, the movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage Flash Gordon.

    Peter Quill : Flash Gordon? That's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.

  • Drax : [about Thor]  It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.

  • Peter Quill : [notices Drax has been watching him and Gamora]  Dude. How long have you been standing there?

    Drax : An hour.

    Peter Quill : An hour?

    Gamora : Are you serious?

    Drax : I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.

    [slowing starts moving his hand] 

    Peter Quill : You're eating a Zargnut.

    Drax : My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.

    Peter Quill : Mmm, no.

    Drax : I'm sure I'm invisible.

    Mantis : Hi, Drax.

    Drax : [after a pause]  Dammit.

  • Tony Stark : All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet.

    Drax : [yawns] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan."

    Tony Stark : Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

    Peter Quill : See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

  • Drax : [wrestling the Cloak of Levitation]  Die, blanket of death!

  • [Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot] 

    Peter Quill : Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?

    Groot : [in a mocking tone]  I am Groot!

    Peter Quill : Whoa!

    Rocket Raccoon : Language!

    Mantis : Hey!

    Drax : Wow.

    Peter Quill : You got some acorns on you, kid.

    Rocket Raccoon : Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.

    [turns to Groot, angrily] 

    Rocket Raccoon : Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

  • Peter Quill : [holding Spider-Man hostage]  Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

    Tony Stark : Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

    [points his blaster in Drax's face] 

    Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.

    Mantis : No, he can't take it!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : She's right, you can't.

    Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you!

    [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head] 

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

    Tony Stark : You're from Earth?

    Peter Quill : Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

    Peter Parker : So you're not with Thanos?

    Peter Quill : [incredulous]  WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

    Peter Parker : We're the Avengers, man.

    Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about!

    Tony Stark : You know Thor?

    Peter Quill : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Where is he now?

  • [Mantis places her hand on Thanos] 

    Mantis : [shocked]  He is in anguish... he mourns...

    Drax : What does this MONSTER have to MOURN?

    Nebula : Gamora. He went to Vormir with her, he came back with the Soul stone, which means...

    Peter Quill : [enraged]  Asshole!

  • Peter Quill : What the hell happened to this planet? Eight degrees off its axis, gravitational pull is all over the place.

    Tony Stark : Yeah. We got one advantage, he's coming to us. We'll use it. Alright I have a plan. It's pretty simple: we'll draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

    [to Drax] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan"

    Peter Quill : See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

    Drax : Yeah, that's right.

    Tony Stark : [long pause]  Alright. Just get over here, please? Mr Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

    Peter Quill : "Mr Lord", Star Lord is fine.

    Tony Stark : We've gotta coalesce. Cause if all we come out with is a plucky attitude...

    Peter Quill : Dude! Don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance off to save the universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a... it's not a... it...

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose the movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage this, alright. We're getting no help from "Flash Gordon"...

    Peter Quill : "Flash Gordon", by the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you.

    Tony Stark : Your math is blowing my mind

    Mantis : Excuse me, but does your friend often do that?

    Tony Stark : Strange? You alright?

    Tony Stark : You're back here.

    Peter Parker : Hey, what was that?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

    Peter Quill : How many did you see?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Fourteen million, six hundred and five.

    Tony Stark : How many did we win?

    Dr. Stephen Strange : One.

  • Peter Quill : Everybody stay where you are, chill the eff out!

    [to Iron Man] 

    Peter Quill : I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

    Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll do you one better: WHO'S Gamora?

    Drax : I'll do YOU one better: WHY is Gamora?

    Peter Quill : Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!

    [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head] 

    Tony Stark : Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go!

    [points his blaster in Drax's face] 

    Drax : Do it, Quill! I can take it.

    Mantis : No, he can't take it!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : She's right, you can't.

    Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine, I'll all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself!

    [to Spider-Man] 

    Peter Quill : Starting with you!

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?

    Tony Stark : You're from Earth?

    Peter Quill : Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.

    Tony Stark : Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?

    Peter Parker : So you're not with Thanos?

    Peter Quill : [incredulous]  "With Thanos?" No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?

    Peter Parker : We're the Avengers, man.

    Mantis : You're the ones Thor told us about!

    Tony Stark : You know Thor?

    Peter Quill : Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

    Dr. Stephen Strange : Where is he now?

  • Tony Stark : Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We use it. Alright, I have a plan. At least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't want to dance with this guy, we just want the gauntlet.

    [Drax yawns] 

    Tony Stark : Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?

    Drax : I stopped listening after you said we need a plan.

    Tony Stark : Okay, Mr. Clean's on his own page.

    Peter Quill : See, not winging it isn't really what they do.

    Peter Parker : Uh, what exactly is it that they do?

    Mantis : Kick names, take ass.

    Drax : Yeah, that's right.

    Tony Stark : All right, just get over here, please? Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?

    Peter Quill : Mr. Lord... Star-Lord is fine.

    Tony Stark : We've gotta coalesce. Because if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...

    Peter Quill : Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

    Drax : Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.

    Tony Stark : What dance-off?

    Peter Quill : It's not a, it's not a, it's not a...

    Peter Parker : Like in Footloose? The movie?

    Peter Quill : Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history?

    Peter Parker : It never was.

    Tony Stark : Don't encourage this alright? We're getting no help from Flash Gordon.

    Peter Quill : Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half-human. So that's 50% of me that's stupid, and that's 100% you.

    Tony Stark : Your math is blowing my mind.

  • Peter Quill : [Pointing guns at Stark and Parker]  Everybody stay where you are, chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

    Tony Stark : Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?

    Drax : I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

    Tony Stark : [Pointing weapon at Drax]  Let's do it. You Shoot my guy, I'll blast him. Let's go!

    Drax : Do it Quill, I can take it.

    Mantis : No, he can't take it!

    Peter Quill : Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is, that's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself.

    Drax : Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?

    Peter Quill : What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? Jesus?

  • Drax : [yells]  THANOS!

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