Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Bradley Cooper: Rocket
[the Guardians bring Thor aboard]
Peter Quill : How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax : He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill : I'm muscular.
Rocket Raccoon : Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill : Yeah, right.
Drax : It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter Quill : What?
[Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter Quill : Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis : [sensing Thor] He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax : It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter Quill : Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket Raccoon : You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora : [touching Thor's arms] It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
Peter Quill : Stop massaging his muscles.
Thor : You know, I'm 1500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance - fate wills it so.
Rocket Raccoon : Mm-hmm. And what if you're wrong?
Thor : Well, if I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose?
[Thor walks away]
Rocket Raccoon : [mutters] Well, I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot.
[Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot]
Peter Quill : Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?
Groot : [in a mocking tone] I am Groot!
Peter Quill : Whoa!
Rocket Raccoon : Language!
Mantis : Hey!
Drax : Wow.
Peter Quill : You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket Raccoon : Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole.
[turns to Groot, angrily]
Rocket Raccoon : Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
Eitri : Damn it.
Rocket Raccoon : "Damn it?" What's "damn it" mean?
Eitri : The mechanism is crippled.
Thor : What?
Eitri : With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.
Thor : How long will it take to heat?
Eitri : A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
Thor : I'm gonna hold it open.
Eitri : That's suicide.
Thor : So is facing Thanos without that axe.
Rocket Raccoon : Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.
[gives Thor an eyeball]
Thor : What's this?
Rocket Raccoon : What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.
Thor : They gave you his eye?
Rocket Raccoon : No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
Thor : Thank you, sweet rabbit.
[Thor puts in the eyeball]
Rocket Raccoon : Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my...
[beeping noise goes off on the ship]
Rocket Raccoon : Hey, we're here.
Rocket Raccoon : Come and get some, space dogs!
Thor : [smashes into the windshield of the Milano]
Rocket Raccoon : Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!
Peter Quill : [Inside the Milano, Thor's on a table with the Guardian surrounding him and Peter says to Mantis] Wake him up.
Mantis : [touches Thor] Wake.
[Thor violently gasps and wakes up]
Thor : [Staring at the Guardians] Who the hell are you guys?