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The Night Watchmen (2017)

TV-MA | | Comedy, Horror | 4 March 2017 (USA)
Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.


Mitchell Altieri


Ken Arnold (story by), Dan DeLuca (story by) | 4 more credits »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ken Arnold ... Ken
Dan DeLuca Dan DeLuca ... Luca
Kevin Jiggetts ... Jiggetts
Kara Luiz ... Karen
Max Gray Wilbur Max Gray Wilbur ... Rajeeve / Justin
James Remar ... Randall
Matt Servitto ... Willy
Diona Reasonover ... Penny
Rain Pryor ... Margaret
Tiffany Shepis ... Stacy
Dan Franko ... Barney
Matthew Bowerman ... Rick
Gary Peebles ... Blimpo
Travis Hudson ... Matt
Donald Imm ... Man Walking Dog - Daddy


Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. Written by The Night Watchmen

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Let's Go Kill Some Vampires! See more »


Comedy | Horror


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Release Date:

4 March 2017 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

La Nuit des clowns tueurs See more »

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA See more »

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2.35 : 1
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Produced, mixed and mastered by Heather Elizabeth Baker
Written by Heather Elizabeth Baker
Performed by Heather Elizabeth Baker
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What do you call a horror comedy that isn't funny or scary?
29 April 2017 | by horrorgasmSee all my reviews

Another reviewer here has compared this to Return of the Living Dead. That is nuts. Return of the Living Dead had an incredibly solid and witty script and actors with the charisma and talent for humor to back it up, as well as some excellent effects for its time. This movie has none of that.

There are a few minor chuckles in here, I'll give it that much credit, but nothing worth sitting through the rest of this. The effects are standard generic low budget horror level. The actors aren't that bad, but they aren't good enough to make this derivative, lukewarm script enjoyable. Now, I'm not going to be so dramatic as to claim that this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I've seen much worse than this, but this is still nothing more than a regretful waste of time unless you have really low standards when it comes to horror and/or comedy.

You want a horror comedy about vampires in an office building? Go watch Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) instead. That one's actually funny and enjoyable.

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