The Night Watchmen (2017)

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.

Director:

Mitchell Altieri

Writers:

Ken Arnold (story by), Dan DeLuca (story by)

Stars:

Ken Arnold, Dan DeLuca, Kevin Jiggetts

11 wins & 5 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ken Arnold	...	Ken
Dan DeLuca	...	Luca
Kevin Jiggetts	...	Jiggetts
Kara Luiz	...	Karen
Max Gray Wilbur	...	Rajeeve / Justin
James Remar	...	Randall
Matt Servitto	...	Willy
Diona Reasonover	...	Penny
Rain Pryor	...	Margaret
Tiffany Shepis	...	Stacy
Dan Franko	...	Barney
Matthew Bowerman	...	Rick
Gary Peebles	...	Blimpo
Travis Hudson	...	Matt
Donald Imm	...	Man Walking Dog - Daddy

Storyline

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore.

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Plot Keywords:

vampire | shot in the head | impalement | clown | night shift | 

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Taglines:

Let's Go Kill Some Vampires!

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

TV-MA

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook Page Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 March 2017 (USA)

Also Known As:

La Nuit des clowns tueurs

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Contender Films,Indie Entertainment,Orama Filmworks

Technical Specs

Runtime:

80 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Filmed in Annapolis, Maryland

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Quotes

Margaret: Why are dead people eating people?

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Soundtracks

Little One
Produced, mixed and mastered by Heather Elizabeth Baker
Written by Heather Elizabeth Baker
Performed by Heather Elizabeth Baker
Courtesy of Piano Heist (ASCAP)
© 2016 / Antiwave Music

User Reviews

What do you call a horror comedy that isn't funny or scary?

Another reviewer here has compared this to Return of the Living Dead. That is nuts. Return of the Living Dead had an incredibly solid and witty script and actors with the charisma and talent for humor to back it up, as well as some excellent effects for its time. This movie has none of that.

There are a few minor chuckles in here, I'll give it that much credit, but nothing worth sitting through the rest of this. The effects are standard generic low budget horror level. The actors aren't that bad, but they aren't good enough to make this derivative, lukewarm script enjoyable. Now, I'm not going to be so dramatic as to claim that this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I've seen much worse than this, but this is still nothing more than a regretful waste of time unless you have really low standards when it comes to horror and/or comedy.

You want a horror comedy about vampires in an office building? Go watch Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) instead. That one's actually funny and enjoyable.