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The Night Watchmen (2017)

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.

Director:

Mitchell Altieri

Writers:

Ken Arnold (story by), Dan DeLuca (story by) | 4 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ken Arnold ... Ken
Dan DeLuca Dan DeLuca ... Luca
Kevin Jiggetts ... Jiggetts
Kara Luiz ... Karen
Max Gray Wilbur Max Gray Wilbur ... Rajeeve / Justin
James Remar ... Randall
Matt Servitto ... Willy
Diona Reasonover ... Penny
Rain Pryor ... Margaret
Tiffany Shepis ... Stacy
Dan Franko ... Barney
Matthew Bowerman Matthew Bowerman ... Rick
Gary Peebles Gary Peebles ... Blimpo
Travis Hudson ... Matt
Donald Imm ... Man Walking Dog - Daddy
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Storyline

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. Written by The Night Watchmen

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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys. See more »

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Action | Comedy | Horror

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TV-MA | See all certifications »

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Trivia

Lead actor Ken Arnold played minor league baseball for the Chicago Cubs, Texas Rangers, and Baltimore Orioles. See more »

Quotes

Margaret: Why are dead people eating people?
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Connections

References True Blood (2008) See more »

Soundtracks

Where The Demons Go
Written by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim, Joey Bradford & Brandon Saller (ASCAP)
Performed by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim, Joey Bradford & Brandon Saller
Courtesy of DWTD Studios
© 2016 / DWTD Studios
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"Let's Go Kill Some Dead People!"...
23 February 2020 | by azathothpwigginsSee all my reviews

In THE NIGHT WATCHMEN, what seems like another dull night of security duty turns into a ghastly fight for survival, when a coffin is mistakenly delivered to the wrong address. Said sarcophagus contains the remains of a certain Blimpo the clown, who had perished in a mysterious tragedy... in Romania! Unfortunately, for all involved, including the title characters and some office workers, Blimpo's not quite dead! He's undead! Soon, with the help of his fellow costumed performers, the entire city is besieged by a vampire holocaust! Insanely over the top, hilariously funny, and containing oceans of blood, TNW simultaneously breathes new life into both the vampire and killer clown sub-genres. Unexpected fun from opening to ending credits!... P.S.- Watch for horror goddess, Tiffany Shepis in a glorious cameo!...


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

21 November 2017 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

The Night Watchmen See more »

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA See more »

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2.35 : 1
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