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The Night Watchmen (2017)

Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle for their lives against a horde of hungry vampires.

Director:

Mitchell Altieri

Writers:

Ken Arnold (story by), Dan DeLuca (story by) | 4 more credits »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ken Arnold ... Ken
Dan DeLuca Dan DeLuca ... Luca
Kevin Jiggetts ... Jiggetts
Kara Luiz ... Karen
Max Gray Wilbur Max Gray Wilbur ... Rajeeve / Justin
James Remar ... Randall
Matt Servitto ... Willy
Diona Reasonover ... Penny
Rain Pryor ... Margaret
Tiffany Shepis ... Stacy
Dan Franko ... Barney
Matthew Bowerman ... Rick
Gary Peebles ... Blimpo
Travis Hudson ... Matt
Donald Imm ... Man Walking Dog - Daddy
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Three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. Written by The Night Watchmen

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Some men were born heroes... It wasn't these guys. See more »

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Comedy | Horror

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TV-MA | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 March 2017 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

La Nuit des clowns tueurs See more »

Filming Locations:

Baltimore, Maryland, USA See more »

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Color

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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

When you can see the lettering "The Night Watchmen" it shows the skyline of the City of Cologne in Germany. See more »

Quotes

Margaret: Why are dead people eating people?
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Only For The Night
Written by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim & Joey Bradford (ASCAP)
Performed by Travis Miguel, Tony Kim & Joey Bradford
Courtesy of DWTD Studios
© 2016 / DWTD Studios
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Entertaining and successfully funny comedy-horror
24 April 2017 | by Red-BarracudaSee all my reviews

The comedy-horror sub-genre is quite a hard one to execute successfully, usually the comedy lessens the horror or vice-versa and the film winds up being neither one thing nor the other. The Night Watchmen is another in this line of movies but it is definitely one which succeeds better than most. Set in an office building in Baltimore, a coffin containing the body of a famous clown who died while on tour in Romania is wrongly left on the premises. Before long, the corpse is revealed as a powerful vampire and soon many people fall victim to both him and his minions. Its left to the inept security guards to save the day.

There's no question that this one works much better as a comedy than as a horror. Which kind of explains why it begins very strongly but fades a bit in the second half. The reason being that, as is often the way in these types of movies, the action ramps up in the latter half with more emphasis on the horror elements. But it was the character interactions that impressed me most, with a lot of good comic acting from the cast and a lot of funny dialogue. Much of the humour is genuinely laugh-out-loud, even if they did overplay the fart joke somewhat! The cast work very well together and understand the comic material very well, there are no name actors here except for James Remar of Warriors (1979) fame, who plays a slightly sleazy office worker. From the horror side of the fence this one has zombie-like vampires and an evil clown, so it's a bit of a selection box. It does ultimately boil down to a group of people trapped in a building fighting back against hordes of monsters which isn't the most interesting or original set-up, however, I would say that this one is still well worth catching on account of its comic interplay and sense of mischief.


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