Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (TV Series)
Kimmy Gets a Job! (2015)
Quotes
Xanthippe Voorhees: Disney has been lying to little girls. Stepmothers are not scary, nannies are not magical, and dwarfs do not let you spend the night at their house without expecting something.
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Titus Andromedon: But I already did something today!
Kimmy Schmidt: Day 2 in New York and you've already got a room with a door, a new pair of shoes and a black friend!
Kimmy Schmidt: Are you kidding me?
Kimmy Schmidt: No, I'm not .
