Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)

A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash.

Directors:

Jim Klock (co-director), William Mark McCullough (co-director)

Writers:

Chad Ridgely, A.J. Via

Stars:

Chad Ridgely, Michael Buonomo, Jim Klock

1 win & 4 nominations.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Chad Ridgely	...	Jack
Michael Buonomo	...	Dave
Jim Klock	...	Otto
Doug Burch	...	Mr. Kipper
Mike Capozzi	...	Pharms
James Aikido Burgess	...	Black Jack (as Aikido Burgess)
Melissa Saint-Amand	...	Tara
William Mark McCullough	...	Santa
Amber Jean	...	Barbie
Anthony Paderewski	...	Mitch
John Geoffrey Wilson	...	Joey
Jermaine Rivers	...	Slim Jim
Matthew Krueger	...	Jim
Emily Adams	...	Female Newscaster
Thomas Marrone	...	Male Newscaster

Storyline

A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash.

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Plot Keywords:

neo screwball comedy | dead body | hardware store | duffel bag | wilhelm scream | 

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Taglines:

Slashing everything in store!

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

Not Rated

Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook

Country:

USA

Release Date:

5 November 2016 (USA)

Also Known As:

Резня в торговом проходе 12

Filming Locations:

Savannah, Georgia, USA

Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$2,476, 3 February 2017, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$19,188, 21 April 2017

Company Credits

Production Co:

Full Auto Films, Code 3 Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

83 min

Did You Know?

Trivia

At the end of the scene in the secret room where Jack begins his paranoid drug-induced meltdown, he says, "I may have to take steps. I may have to take steps." This is an homage to James Cameron's The Abyss (1989) when Michael Biehn's character becomes paranoid from high-pressure nervous syndrome and says, "We may have to take steps. We're gonna have to take steps."

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Connections

References Titanic (1997)

User Reviews

A Good n' Funny Good Time

So we watched this tonight and enjoyed it. First things-- we didn't see a movie rating on this anywhere but it is definitely an R rated film. If you have kids this probably isn't the movie you want to be taking them to see because it's not a cartoon and it's definitely full of adult stuff (drugs/nudity) and DEFINITELY adult language (I won't go into details but I feel like this movie could be on par with a Quentin Tarantino movie in terms of numbers of bombs dropped). This movie is not for the easily offended types, and not for those without a good sense of humor. Or the faint of heart because there are some scary parts.

Now with all that said, we thought this was a really good movie. I for one laughed my behind off. We liked the jokes and we liked the story line, which follows the poor new kid at the store on his first day, which happens to be Christmas Eve. All the characters were different and funny and definitely do some screwed up stuff. But hey, there's karma for that. (Hint: A lot of them die!)

Overall we thought this was a fun enjoyable movie with some good scare moments (though it is more of a comedy) and definitely some good laughs. As I mentioned it is not going to be for everyone but if you are just seeking a funny good time then you will enjoy.