BoJack Horseman (TV Series)

BoJack Hates the Troops (2014)

Will Arnett: BoJack Horseman, Butterscotch Horseman

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• Tom Jumbo-Grumbo : Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree that the troops are heroes.

  BoJack Horseman : I don't agree to that. Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically, I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks; Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's O.K. to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.

• BoJack Horseman : You know what the problem is, with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No one ever wants to hear the truth.

  Diane Nguyen : I want to hear the truth. I don't know if you want to tell it though.

• BoJack Horseman : I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.

  Laura : [confused]  And... hold for Princess Carolyn.

• Princess Carolyn : BoJack! Are you watching MSNBSea right now?

  BoJack Horseman : Great question. Well, I didn't fall down on my remote, randomly changing the channel to MSNBSea, while simultaneously crippling myself, thus forcing me to watch MSNBSea. So no, I'm not watching MSNBSea right now.

• BoJack Horseman : Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and not understanding that you're a horrible person does not make you less of a horrible person.

  Pam : You think I'm pretty?

• BoJack Horseman : Well that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.